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suave_thomas

To Those in the Know - Away from Paige

Nov 04, 2009 16:17

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!

DO I HAVE 'I HAPPEN TO HAVE A VERY FLEXIBLE TONGUE' TATTOOED TO MY FUCKING FOREHEAD OR SOMETHING?!?!

Edit: ( This is what I am !!!ing about )

well then..., fuck me with a fork, argh

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father_peter November 4 2009, 05:20:10 UTC

I just have to check. Is this a rhetorical question?

suave_thomas November 4 2009, 05:20:33 UTC

Not today it isn't.

father_peter November 4 2009, 05:21:35 UTC

Okay. Well, while true, no you don't have that or anything else tattooed on any part of your body. And I would know, I've seen all of it.

Though most people have.

Why the rage?

suave_thomas November 4 2009, 05:22:43 UTC

I like to show off.

The rage? This...girl. Seventeen year old offering herself to me. I'm starting to think I must exude some kind of 'fuck me' vibe.

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abigail_lilith November 4 2009, 08:05:43 UTC

Oh my GOD I know who this is. And I am in little sister mode, not Dr Abby mode.

She came to me to ask if she could help with things. Meaning you.

suave_thomas November 4 2009, 08:06:05 UTC

She asked if she could help?

abigail_lilith November 4 2009, 08:06:42 UTC

Yes. You know...what she can do.

Thomas, you know what she meant.

suave_thomas November 4 2009, 08:07:10 UTC

She weighs about 20 kilos, she can't put herself in danger just because she can do...things.

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solitary_ground November 4 2009, 09:21:59 UTC

Whoa Paige is a horndog! (I don't want to have sex with you if that counts?)

suave_thomas November 4 2009, 09:33:31 UTC

Oh, you knew who it was? I think she's lonely. There's nothing wrong with being a horndog as long as it's in the appropriate forum. Trying to get me to cheat on my spouses is not the appropriate forum.

Thank you! It actually does!

solitary_ground November 4 2009, 09:46:05 UTC

I don't know her. I was just reading the name.

Everyone's always jumping you, Thomas. I think you've got those pheramone-thingys like cats have.

suave_thomas November 4 2009, 10:08:40 UTC

Hah! I was trying to be all covert and I didn't notice I put her name in there. Way to go, Thomas.

Yes. Thanks.

in_spectre_mors November 6 2009, 09:11:20 UTC

You're a very attractive man, Thomas. I suppose it makes this sort of thing inevitable. Paige is very lucky, though - lucky that you're honourable enough not to take advantage of her. I know I don't need to point out that there are plenty of men who would.

I think the best thing you can do is stick to guns, clearly and concisely. I don't think there's anything that could have been handled better here. Hopefully, one day, she'll look back on this and be grateful.

suave_thomas November 6 2009, 09:37:51 UTC

Oh, yuck. You know, I didn't even think of that? That there are men who would? Because it was so far from the realms of possibility there, that I didn't go past !!!! I feel so badly for her. I know what her home life is. I wish I could help, but really, really not like that.

I hope so. Do you know she is a huge you fan? I visited her home to see how she was one day (which sounds suss now, but it was innocent) and there was you all over her walls. Well...you and Jared Padalecki and...that other one from Supernatural. It was weird to see my husband on someone else's walls. And now she wants your husband on...aaauuugggghhhhh I'm so confused. You're attractive, does this happen to you!? Beyond me, of course!

in_spectre_mors November 6 2009, 10:22:57 UTC

Well, I love that it didn't occur to you, because that just shows what a beautiful man you are. I'm sorry to hear her home life is so awful, though. I wish I could help, too.

I had no idea she was a fan of mine (though I do wonder if she really is, or it's based on her interest in you). As for me... I've had fans who pushed things. Not often, but it has happened. But in the early days, I was open to that sort of thing, anyway. These days... well, half the time I have Fable and Hamish with me. They tend to put people off from doing anything uncouth! But being somewhat publically known, it's more or less inevitable for me. I certainly understand what you're going through. It's not fun at all.

suave_thomas November 6 2009, 10:27:15 UTC

She has a brother who adores her, but he works a lot. Their parents are gone, so she's by herself a lot of the time. I understand she's lonely, but I didn't get the memo where I was to make myself available for anyone whenever they felt bored.

No, this was before the interest in me. Or I think... They were old articles and pictures. One of us together from forever ago. Just strange.

No. Not fun. And I'm sorry you understand it. Because this feels shitty and I love you so you shouldn't feel shitty too. Or something.

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demon_svetlana November 6 2009, 09:12:42 UTC

Not last I noticed. But I do too! It's fun to twist it into funny shapes.

I don't know what to do about Paige, though. Do you think she's dangerous?

suave_thomas November 6 2009, 09:39:46 UTC

That's pretty damn talented! I can do the same, and it's quite...lovely for people! But I don't generally advertise this.

No. She's just a young girl, and I really don't think she'd take it anywhere. She did it over the internet, not even over the phone. She does have the potential of being a threat, however, were she to decide to be one. She really is a sweet girl, I just can't stand this anymore. It's just not okay. It wasn't okay to begin with and it.keeps.happening.

demon_svetlana November 6 2009, 10:24:11 UTC

We know what we're doing :)

No, it's not okay. I'm glad it's probably not going to get to a really crazy point, though. Still, keep your wits about you. Some people are like wild animals. You never know what will make them snap.

suave_thomas November 6 2009, 10:28:21 UTC

I hope so!

Yes...I've found that recently. Thank you, Svetlana. You know I adore you.

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