OW - Voice Post

[stupidly_dead]

Robes.

Robes.

Fabric Softener sheet thingy.

Thingy.

All right! Time to get this puppy warmed up.

About time. When was the last time you washed your epics? I think I see some blood from Tempest Keep on them still.

Aw c'mon, we don't have laundry facilities like this back home.

[Dryer makes ominous sound]

Uh... is it supposed to do that?Oh

Comments

[tamerwithamouth]

Woah...! What the hell?! I thought that little creature-thing FIXED that thing! Unless it's some sort of conspiracy!

...naaaaaaah!

[stupidly_dead]

*cough* It WAS fixed. I checked it over myself.

[tamerwithamouth]

Jeeze! What the hell?! First it shrank clothes, then it tried to KILL someone!

[stupidly_dead]

Yeah. As soon as I resummon Laz, I'm evolving him and getting his help to remove this damn thing.

Glad nothing else got damaged. Cept me.

[every_thorn]

What the... What just...

WHAT is going on over there?!

[stupidly_dead]

The dryer exploded and I was close enough to take the hit. Fortunately no one died, except me. We're replacing the dryer right now.

And the manju bun wasn't responsible. Apparently he did a really good job at repairing it after it shrunk Kira's clothing. Maybe the heating coil overloaded or something.

I'm about to blame it on the Hinata Inn's NAME but Asuna specifically told us that the Name won't cause deadly explosions. At least, none no one can survive that is.

[every_thorn]

What is going ON with that place? First the rampant nudity, now exploding dryers...

You'd think the entire universe was out to get you guys.

[stupidly_dead]

The rampant nudity we can blame on Name magic since the magic to make Dreams Come True have really weird side effects. See Xanatos' post.

The dryers? I'm working that out.

Oh I'm sure there's more than just the universe out to get us...

[terra_who]

...Jarrod. What'cha doin'?

[stupidly_dead]

TRYING to do the laundry.

Not my fault the thing exploded.

[terra_who]

It exploded. And you're still able to talk with us.

...Which mystical magical world are you from?

[stupidly_dead]

For the few who do know: Azaroth.

Home of Factions, People at War, Questgivers who can't seem to do anything but stand around and give us poor shlubs things to do for money and gear, eternally respawning Raid Bosses, Thrall being bored a bad thing, reincarnation spells and Gypsies from Space.

I have the ability to store my own Soul into a Soulstone, one of my spells and come back from the dead once a day. I haven't attempted to respawn from finding my corpse yet but dems the breaks.