Raziel Can Stop Heathens!

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Attention students, I, Raziel, the guardian of Hogwarts' skies and protector of the innocents must tell you all that we are in horrible danger! I have proof that there is a HEATHEN in our midst, one whose evil ways must be stopped before they harm us all!

If you see this man:

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[scroll_heir]

Raziel...

That's a professor.

[stupidest_angle]

I am sorry, but I am the one who is the professor. We must profess the knowledge to everyone!! Help me, my dear friend!

[scroll_heir]

No, Raziel. He's a teacher here.

[stupidest_angle]

He is spreading his evil to the students? A travesty! We must stop him by all counts.

Although I may need more fingers if we stop him on counts higher than ten.

/SO CONFUSED

[seeks_beauty]

But...isn't that one of the professors?

/GOOD >D

[stupidest_angle]

He is a danger! Be on your guard short person!!

/...o_o

[seeks_beauty]

...Really?

I'm not short!

8D

[stupidest_angle]

Really really.

Then why are you writing so small?

[notthatharry]

...Raziel, have you, by chance, agreed to let Sakura practice her new rock smash move on your head lately?

[stupidest_angle]

While I would certainly enjoy helping a friend in need, I am afraid that I cannot help Sakura until this matter is solved. The students are in danger. A bigger danger than the tornadoes.

B|||

[windcutting]

.......

WIFEY 8D

[stupidest_angle]

Finally, someone who will aide me in bringing about the destruction of the unholy one. Quick, friend Flora, we must gather our arms.

...and by arms I mean weapons. Not the arms attached to our bodies. Although those will be important too.

XD OH HAI HUBS

[windcutting]

...You might need to rethink this through.

SUP BB~?

[stupidest_angle]

That is what the enemy would want.

[prideb4thefall]

A reminder that it was in fact Professor Shihouin in my guise that you saw at the Masquerade, Divinus, not myself.

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YOUR LIES WILL NOT PROTECT YOU HELLSPAWN!!!