Raziel Can Stop Heathens!

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Attention students, I, Raziel, the guardian of Hogwarts' skies and protector of the innocents must tell you all that we are in horrible danger! I have proof that there is a HEATHEN in our midst, one whose evil ways must be stopped before they harm us all!

If you see this man:

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Raziel...

That's a professor.

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I am sorry, but I am the one who is the professor. We must profess the knowledge to everyone!! Help me, my dear friend!

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No, Raziel. He's a teacher here.

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He is spreading his evil to the students? A travesty! We must stop him by all counts.

Although I may need more fingers if we stop him on counts higher than ten.

She is feeling a bit guilty now.

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Professor Kuchiki isn't a heathen. He's just a grump.

whatever for~?

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Oh, he is a heathen. In time, I will show you how to spot them.

She egged on the heathen business.

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Um....

Re: She egged on the heathen business.

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I see the prospect has made you speechless. Do not fear, I will help you. I owe you many thanks, after all, for providing me with most glorious underwear.