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[petitfour]

spotted this in metaquotes and zomg, you cats in livejournal_uk are crazy (pun intended

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[merlyn4401]

There has never been, and never will be, a naturally ill-behaved child

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. OMG, I peed myself laughing when I read that. He then goes on to say that children are born as a blank slate, and parents make them what they are. *snorfle*

It's SO obvious this idiot doesn't have kids. Mine came out with very distinct personalities. Blank slate, my ass.

[petitfour]

i mean i don't think that, minus an actual congenital mental health problem, kids are born sociopaths or axe murderers. but yeah kids are definitely born with a propensity for one personality over the other.

[hatsumomo]

He does have kids. 2 if I recall correctly.

[merlyn4401]

Good lord. NOW I'm sacred. I truly fail to see how anyone who has kids can say they are a blank slate.

[candy_phobia]

Little off-topic, but my mother actually washed one of our cat in a washing machine. The cat was sleeping inside a towel a pile of laundry and mom didn't notice it until she took the laundry out and found a very, very dead cat inside. D:

I'm so sorry

[blairbarella]

Oh my gosh, that's awful. Your mother must have felt terrible.

Re: I'm so sorry

[candy_phobia]

She did. Especially since she had to explain the kids (we were fairly young then) what had happened.

Re: I'm so sorry

[crazykimmy]

wow. that a terrible thing to have happen. :-(

[hatsumomo]

Oh lulz. I stayed away from that one.

[autosparta]

Lmfao at the fact that there is a little boy in thing... that's gold

[petitfour]

yeah really, i know some parents who would get a lot of mileage out of a machine like that.

[blondebeaker]

My friend! Her kids just look at dirt and they get filthy. Funny thing is her kids would love to use that machine. (they be odd kids.)

[pawsie]

Okay, the real washing machien cat story is pretty fucked up. But I found the video funny,t hough it's a shame the cat flipped out. It seems cruel in a way, but try to give a cat a pill or eye drops.. It's not nice but it has to be done.

[petitfour]

oh yes, i have very vivid memories of the horrors of my angry cat burritoed in a towel when it came time to give him his medicine.

[tonights]

The cat burrito is definitely FTW in a lot of situations. I use it on my two oftentimes.

[veazey21]

And with a little pico de gallo, it's delicious.