Mrs. Palin continues to butcher the English language and piss me off.  I want to beat her face in with the official, hard-cover, unabridged Oxford English Dictionary.  This is what the stupid c**t tweeted on the 90th anniversary of women's suffrage:


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Dear Senator Klobuchar,

You're an idiot and should be removed from the Senate and never be permitted to taint the halls of any government building.

Seriously, how is your question relevant?  How are you NOT making women look bad?  How are you not embarrassing the Democratic Party?  You've done more to set back feminism than that stupid series to ( Read more... )

And f*ck you, Representative Joe Barton of Texas!  You're apologizing to BP???!!!  I think that you should lose your livelihood, have your entire state polluted by toxic chemicals for future decades, and be drowned in oil.  Then we'll see if you apologize to ANY energy/oil company.  You f*cking piece of excrement!!

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Dear Representative Lee,

STOP WASTING VALUABLE TIME IN CONGRESS WITH MORONIC RESOLUTIONS AND GET SOME REAL WORK DONE!!!  JEBUS F'ING CHRIST ON A CRACKER, WOMAN!

I'm pretty sure that your constituents are not going to be too thrilled with you.  I think you and the rest of the House have your hands more than full these days without stupidity like your ( Read more... )

The Republicans tried to smear Obama because they're old, wrinkly, and grey and he's really, reeeaaallllyyy, ridiculously good looking:


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 I voted.  It took me 1.5 hours but I've never been so happy to spend that much time queuing up!  At 6:30 this morning, 1/2 hour after the polls opened, the line at my polling place was already out the door...But, we do have 3 precincts voting at one location.... It was fantastic, a truly beautiful sight!  Everybody was patient and excited and ( Read more... )

Tina Fey talks about how strange it was for her to meet Satan Palin...erhm...Sarah Palin on SNL and how the Crazy Church Lady offerred Bristol Palin as a babysitter for Fey's 3-year-old daughter, Alice.  Nothing against pregnant teens, but I wouldn't let Briston within 50 feet of any children: I think she's way too irresponsible.  Plus, if the ( Read more... )

I thought that my rage disorder with Sarah Palin was typical to my usual rage disorder with politics and stupidity.  Not really, kids.  Apparently, it's a separate but, none the less, serious condition called Palin Derangement Syndrome.  Thank goodness they came up with a name for it because I was becoming concerned!  ;-)

“It was like watching Gidget address the Reichstag.”   - Matt Taibbi, describing Sarah Palin’s speech at the RNC.  More good stuff here. Brilliant.