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I lub poetry
These sound too familiar to someone who's "in service" to felines:
I don’t mind being
Teased any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.
http://blackgeiger.wordpress.com/2013/03/31/haiku-for-cats/ -
The Need to Breed?
Him: Even if we wanted babies we really shouldn't reproduce.
Me: Why is that? We'd have adorable, ginger geniuses!
Him: Because between both of our genetics and neuroses we'd have a child that would make Jack Jack look like an angel.
Me: I LOVE JACK JACK!! HE'S THE MOST AWESOME BABY EVER!! We'd be lucky to have a Jack Jack!!
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Dumas at Dolce & Gabbana? Poe at Prada? Wilde at Westwood?
This is witty and funny:
Dead Authors at Fashion Week
http://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2012/09/12/dead-authors-at-fashion-week-part-i/Happy Nigel Tufnel Day, bitches!
The Nigel Tufnel Day Appreciation Society and Quilting Bee in Favor of Declaring & Observing November 11, 2011 as Nigel Tufnel Day!!!
IT GOES TO 11!!
Are you ready...
...for the Zombie Apocalypse??!!
Well, with this house I know I will be!! Line to kiss my ass, to be allowed into my compound once the undead come after you for your sweet, sweet brain meat, starts **here**!
It does need several well-placed gun turrets, but I'm sure I can customize it as needed. Oh, and it'll have to be made into a "closed system" ( Read more... )Jesus saves, passes to Gretzky...AND HE SCORES!!!
THIS is definitely God trying to tell you something. The perfect modern day example of the golden calf incident, don't you think.
;-)
My spam of the day
"Copulate with any girl like a strong bull"
I wonder what they're selling.
In Soviet Russia LJ posts YOU!
Hey, Ms. artemiswinter I think you need to forward this to a couple of gentlemen with whom we watched fireworks:
President MehMneMne
Quote of the day
"Once pessimism sinks into the Russian soul it's for life."
(From russiamagazine weekly round-up of Russian blogs, which seem to exist mostly in the LJ-sphere.)
Heehee. It's funny cause it's true!!
Yee-ha!
I am compelled to share my favorite LJ comic strip with you. It's Lio. He's an inventive and imaginative little boy whose best friend is a gian squid (Cephelapod love!! That alone is way too awesome). Lio's world can be macabre and dark but he takes full advantage of it and revels in the things that might frighten most children. His father is ( Read more... )