These sound too familiar to someone who's "in service" to felines:

I don’t mind being
Teased any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.

http://blackgeiger.wordpress.com/2013/03/31/haiku-for-cats/

Cats hate water. They despise it. My clawed roommates want to separate me from my eyes and hands when I do nothing more than flick a little water at them to get them away from the tub during my showers. So, I believe that the animals below are not normal. They're mutant or psychologically damaged felines. That's just too weird. However, I would ( Read more... )