The Need to Breed?

[strtmyorange]

Him: Even if we wanted babies we really shouldn't reproduce.
Me: Why is that? We'd have adorable, ginger geniuses!
Him: Because between both of our genetics and neuroses we'd have a child that would make Jack Jack look like an angel.
Me: I LOVE JACK JACK!! HE'S THE MOST AWESOME BABY EVER!! We'd be lucky to have a Jack Jack!!
Him: But we'd never

Comments

[artemiswinter]

*Like!*

[strtmyorange]

Thank you! Both of us were laughing so much during this conversation that it took much, much longer than reading it here.

[artemiswinter]

Sounds like you've really found someone who gets you. Happy for you, luv.

[strtmyorange]

Thank you! And I miss you, beautiful!

[x_hj_x]

I will happily babysit. I assume the child will be able to fly and/or teleport here, right?

(Also, let me know what your guy makes you for brunch, because I need more ideas!)

[strtmyorange]

"I assume the child will be able to fly and/or teleport here, right?"

Of course! I'm putting that in the Genetic Engineering Request Form. You'll be THE best babysitter ever! We will also provide a fire proof haz-mat suit for you. And any inoculations you may need, you know, like rabies.

(Will email you brunch ideas...but to get your mouth watering think about Creme Brule French Toast!)