So.. I was in Raleigh Thursday and Friday, working at the Pizza Rat place there. Their three stage show there was in shambles, as they've had no tech there for a while. They have a tech in training, but he would be completely overwhelmed by the task of getting them working again. They brought me in to give them a thorough overhaul and cleaning ( Read more... )

Yeah... so... there's this phrase where I work.. called "Show me the standard." It's Pizza Rats way of showing people exactly how to do things. Say it, show it, do it. They have a 4 page thing on how to make a pizza.. WITH PICTURES... and it's laminated and next to the damn pizza make table. I have one sentence in my Tech Logbook... "Open all ( Read more... )

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I was gonna rant.. but now I don't care. I don't care if Homeland Security rapes us all, I don't care if Velveeta is an alien species bent on taking over the world. The things I do care about have all been abused and reduced to nothingness. Life as we know it can perch and rotate, and when it hits the elbow, the ride is over. Ambiguity? FABOTS. ( Read more... )

Note to people.. "I want my lawyer." is not a safeword.

Happy birthday, Shadowcat! One year closer to the grave or something like that.. Hey, it's what they tell me, but I don't believe them.

Happy Birthday, 2, you intrusive, malevolent, and Question-the-masses fucker! And all of those are good things! Boo-ya. Scotch is on me, if you're ever in the neighborhood.

Dughal

PS: I Hope Glenfiddich Solara Reserve is not below your thresh-hold.

I have happiness in me now... which can be summed up in a very simple, short, sentence.

GOTCHA, BITCH!

There has been a loss in my family. I will update when I can be coherent about it.

Mathematical Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin ( Read more... )