[a long patch of dead air, then a deep breath]

So--so they turn you into monsters? When they bite you?

[deep, shuddering breath]

That's--I...

...I'm gonna have to learn how to--how to kill them now. [shuffling sounds, voice muffled]

I've never killed anything bigger than a spider before.

Hrrrm...[[A sigh]] Winter sucks without clubs. I wish there was some kind of sports thing...I'm going to get fat if I stay inside all day.

Anyone wanna play? I'm good at football and competitive swimming, but don't worry, I can learn to play almost anything!

Well, uh, I found some DVDs and stuff, now I just have to find the hockey place. It's awful lonely like this, though.

And I need a kotatsu. They have kotatsus in America, right?

[There is scuffling and low muttering sounds; the microphone squeals once or twice...]

C'mon...work, work you stupid piece of--Oh! Hey! It works!

[cue microphone squeal and an audible wince]

Maaan...uh, anyhow, HI! [the speaking voice is that of an enthusiastic young man with an almost permanent smile in his voice] I'm Mizumachi Kengo--or, uh, ( Read more... )