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[strippedhalo]

I sometimes have dreams where I am trying to find a washroom in a public place, but none of them are satisfactory (stalls that don't lock, people refusing to stop talking to me, filthy conditions, etc.) and I can't pee*. Last night, I dreamed I needed a bathroom, not to pee, but because of a serious bra malfunction, and one of the obstacles in the

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[cranberryink]

one of the obstacles in the way of achieving a satisfactory bathroom was that I got ATTACKED BY BALD EAGLES. On the third floor of a shopping mall/high school. EAGLES.

Sounds like a hidden level of Super Mario Brothers!

[strippedhalo]

Ha ha! If only I had ever owned a Nintendo (Super Nintendo?), then I could blame video games for my subconscious. :D

[gmth]

Oh wow, I thought I was the only person who had those "I need to find a bathroom but once I find one I can't pee" dreams.

[strippedhalo]

You are not alone! (I'm glad I'm not the only one, either.)

[turps33]

I'm very impressed with your knitting adventures. Nanna kept trying to teach me and every time I ended with snarls of wool and frustration.

[strippedhalo]

Thank you! Believe me, I have had plenty of snarls of wool and frustration. And holes where there shouldn't be holes and lumps where there shouldn't be lumps. And I'm very slow. But someday I'm going to be a knitting GENIUS. I think!