Comments | strike_you_out: eight | stupid holiday nonsense... bull

strike_you_out

eight | stupid holiday nonsense... bull

Dec 21, 2010 21:51

[Phone | The telephone cord stretches from the kitchen all the way to the first step outside the door on the side of the house where, hopefully, this call will go unheard by other members of the household. "Christmas" and "gift-giving" are still very strange concepts in Slugger's mind.]

What do--

... ...

[Dammit, why is he even--

Just. Spits it out. ( Read more... )

*phone, *action

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[Phone] chaoschildofgod December 22 2010, 03:55:36 UTC

Depends on the Mother.

Re: [Phone] strike_you_out December 22 2010, 04:00:44 UTC

...

[He's got nothing-- Wait!]

She's the grandchild of Death.

Re: [Phone] chaoschildofgod December 22 2010, 04:12:05 UTC

[And chaos doesn't miss a beat; he's already met ol' Bill]

I see. Does she seem particularly interested in his job?

Re: [Phone] strike_you_out December 22 2010, 04:18:24 UTC

I... don't think so. [Unsure on that. Don't take his word for it.]

Why?

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miss_enma_ai December 22 2010, 04:01:31 UTC

[She's been trying to think of that as well.]

The one in my house wanted me to draw her a picture.

strike_you_out December 22 2010, 04:10:48 UTC

A picture? [You can do that?]

Of what?

miss_enma_ai December 22 2010, 04:12:07 UTC

I'm not sure.

Of anything?...

strike_you_out December 22 2010, 04:23:03 UTC

...Is it supposed to be something nice?

[The only things Slugger is good at drawing are terrible, hideous things.]

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likescats December 22 2010, 04:02:45 UTC

IF YOU ARE REFERRING TO YOUR MOTHER HERE, I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT SHE IS QUITE FOND OF CHOCOLATE.

strike_you_out December 22 2010, 04:13:28 UTC

Chocolates... [This is very helpful. Death, you're a life-safer.]

Which kind?

likescats December 22 2010, 04:16:09 UTC

[Now that's ironic.]

ANY KIND? I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND THIS WORLD WOULD HAVE.

strike_you_out December 22 2010, 04:41:18 UTC

What are you getting her?

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[Action] puzzlerprince December 22 2010, 04:23:17 UTC

[Edward pokes his head out the front door, calling out.]

Slugger!

strike_you_out December 22 2010, 18:33:22 UTC

[In the driveway, Slugger turns toward the house with a shovel full of snow and stares up at Edward.]

...

puzzlerprince December 22 2010, 20:16:57 UTC

[He doesn't come outside because...]

I can't find my socks anywhere. Have you seen them?

strike_you_out December 22 2010, 21:19:56 UTC

...Check the laundry.

[He left one pair. Unlike his previous pranks, the reasons for this one aren't limited to the lulz.]

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godisachild December 22 2010, 04:45:20 UTC

Alcohol.

[Just deadpan saying that.]

strike_you_out December 22 2010, 18:37:15 UTC

... Seriously?

godisachild December 22 2010, 18:47:58 UTC

Yes. Buy your mom a bottle of scotch.

No, not seriously, idiot.

strike_you_out December 22 2010, 19:00:47 UTC

[STFU It isn't like he's ever done this before.]

Hilarious.

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