Comments | striderismo: > Dave: Cut a deal.

striderismo

> Dave: Cut a deal.

Sep 15, 2011 14:48

[ For once, the video clicks on, instead of the poor network being flooded with obnoxious red text. Dave is lounging in a chair, behind a café table somewhere in Goldenrod, with a bubble tea in one hand. ]

Ladies. Strider needs a favour.

[ Why yes, he's talking to all of you. Or any of you, really. ]I'm willing to offer a few hours of my time to ( Read more... )

☼afternoon, →goldenrod city, ○text, ○video

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Text; usedtherapy September 15 2011, 19:53:17 UTC

Somehow I had a feeling that would be the case.
But ghost hunting?
Odd that this question is coming from you and not John.

Text; striderismo September 15 2011, 20:06:34 UTC

well theres also a reason this question isnt going to john instead of you
that motherfucker would probably commune with the ghosts and sic them on me
or some shit
not that im positive you cant do that
but youve got less of a track record
and youre prettier to look at

Text; usedtherapy September 15 2011, 20:08:20 UTC

You realize, though, that you are going to owe him a date for this.
His best bro?
Not choosing him to go ghost hunting?
Blasphemy.
Also, I'm flattered.

Text; striderismo September 15 2011, 21:19:27 UTC

yeah there will be a brodate
because i love him
it just wont involve ghosts
and dont be
its not flattery
im just not gay

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video islandshore September 15 2011, 20:35:03 UTC

[Riku here looks pretty amused. Mainly because, wow? Trying to get a date like this?

He just shakes his head and smirks.]

Does it really matter who lends it?

[Not that he's offering, and his tone reeks of amusement.]

video striderismo September 15 2011, 21:20:57 UTC

[ Dave's tone isn't any less dry. ]

Sorry, babe, my gate doesn't swing that way. I can hook you up, though. You like brunettes?

video islandshore September 15 2011, 21:23:46 UTC

Wasn't looking for a date, but nice try.

[Pff. His doesn't swing that way, either.]

But I guess you've got pretty good incentive for the people who are.

video striderismo September 15 2011, 21:28:28 UTC

They need a date, I need an HM. It's a business transaction and I'm holding the better end of the deal.

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video; usedjunes September 15 2011, 22:15:12 UTC

Um... I don't have it, but I think I know a few people who might!

video; striderismo September 15 2011, 22:59:15 UTC

[ Oh, what the fuck, how precious. ]

Yeah? Anyone as pretty as you?

video; 1/2 usedjunes September 15 2011, 23:45:24 UTC

[o-oh o////o]

video; usedjunes September 15 2011, 23:50:32 UTC

U-Um, I... I think so? Thank you... [akjsdhlfas oh god what do]

If you can't find anyone, I'll try and borrow it for you.

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Text; 8etterl8 September 15 2011, 23:16:07 UTC

You have goooooooot to 8e kidding me.

Text; striderismo September 15 2011, 23:16:45 UTC

whats that
you have the hm
and youre free saturday
gee i didnt know you felt that way about me

Text; 8etterl8 September 15 2011, 23:22:06 UTC

Ha!
In your wildest dreams Strider.
I might take you up on free dinner though.

Text; striderismo September 16 2011, 00:01:42 UTC

i dont recall offering a free dinner
i said dinner for the hm
no freeloaders here

[ Except... for Dave himself. ]

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video; striderismo September 16 2011, 02:01:41 UTC

[ Well, hello. ]

The HM deal's a limited offer, but who knows, maybe I'll have some free time when I get back.

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video; striderismo September 16 2011, 02:12:34 UTC

I think some other chick's got it covered.

[ Some eight-year-old chick. ]

We'll see if we can't work in an exception clause for you when I've got the time to spare.

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