[ For once, the video clicks on, instead of the poor network being flooded with obnoxious red text. Dave is lounging in a chair, behind a café table somewhere in Goldenrod, with a bubble tea in one hand. ]
Ladies. Strider needs a favour.
[ Why yes, he's talking to all of you. Or any of you, really. ]
I'm willing to offer a few hours of my time to the first pretty girl to lend me her Fly HM. Dinner, on me, anywhere in Goldenrod.
[ A beat. ]
Dinner on the table, actually. But I'll pay for it.
[ He flashes the briefest of grins, one eyebrow cocking up above his shades - ]
Clock's ticking.
[- and turns the feed off. ]
[private to rose]
so when i said ill pay for it i obviously didnt mean me
also
how do you feel about ghost hunting