> Dave: Resume trolling.

[striderismo]

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[ofmywill]

Scenario needs better music.

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[striderismo]

no way
the cheery-ass music in new bark is perfect
we call that soundtrack dissonance

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[ofmywill]

Good point.

Hopefully none of that happens.

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[striderismo]

yeah hopefully
but im not holding my breath and i wont be surprised
lets face it this place is full of nightmare fuel

[bemykismesi]

you wwant me to come campin wwith you
i wwould be happy to come

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[striderismo]

yeah just us two if thats cool with you
i hear theres growlithe and vulpix up on route 36
its like a day and something up there but wed make better time on pokemon
got any you can ride

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[bemykismesi]

ivve got my gyarados
i think you can ride gyaradoses

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[striderismo]

on land
shit if thats true ive got like four i can ride
but i figured id go with my houndoom
a venusaur carries more weight but its slow as shit
might as well walk at that point

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[dead_black_eyes]

Your tone is pretty consistently facetious, so I'll assume that you didn't really think that the soul-stealing event was "cool."

We haven't talked before. What is your name?

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[striderismo]

are you kidding
it was like the coolest fucking thing thats ever happened
it was so cool it was color-coded blue and had a snowflake sticker on it for the morons who wouldnt get it otherwise

dave mufasa strider iii

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[dead_black_eyes]

You had your soul stolen, didn't you? You're pouring it on too thickly for me to believe otherwise.

Fair enough. Since that's a mouthful, I hope that "Dave" suffices.

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[striderismo]

not a winner
please play again

i prefer mr strider
or your ironic majesty
but if you insist