> Dave: Resume trolling.

[striderismo]

well that was cool
soul stealing bugs and shit
kinda makes you wonder how this place is gonna outdo itself next
zombies maybe
or maybe theyll gun for the high octane shit
maybe the poor fuck who wakes up in new bark town next is gonna get a surprise
turns out moms some kind of crazy stepford bitch
and all of her kids coming and going and growing up so fast is putting a serious toll on the poor lady
so she finally just snaps
starts packing the new arrivals away in the basement
where shes got some kinda tea party set up
a teddy bear on one side of the table
a doll and a bunny rabbit
and you
with your little teacup full of invisible tea and two sugars
and mom bustling about dusting the shelves and giving you infinite refills
and she just
never
quits
smiling

seriously how do you people stand living here
its so awesome

anyway i ran into this dude the other day when i lost my shades
been meaning to get his shades back to him but shit happened
never got his name though
older guy
kinda had a creeper vibe going but nothing too serious
dressed pretty classy too
so i guess this is like a have you seen this man poster

[private to eridan]

hey captain
ive been thinking about taking a trip up north now that everyones souls are back where they belong
do some training and catch some shit
you wanna come
itd be a couple days probably
a camping trip i guess

[/private]