> Dave: Resume trolling.

[striderismo]

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[utterlyupbeat]

[oh more people type with colored font... is this a trend he missed out on while brooding at home.]

... That's really creepy.

[striderismo]

just because its ironic doesnt mean its not an actual conversation that is happening
if you mean whats wrong with an unironic conversation then let me ask you this
whats wrong with warm ice cream

[utterlyupbeat]

It's pointless. Just like a conversation you don't take seriously.

[striderismo]

just because im not answering you seriously doesnt mean im not taking this conversation seriously
shit
i even did research to make up the names of those charities

[utterlyupbeat]

That doesn't even make sense.

... I knew it.

[striderismo]

if you knew it you should have called me on it
see this is why i think youre a pussy

[utterlyupbeat]

You made a big deal when I said you were lying the first time. I didn't think it was worth it.

[striderismo]

you are seriously just
so
sad
what the fuck is your deal

[utterlyupbeat]

I don't think I'm the one with a problem here.

[striderismo]

is there some third party here
because i dont have any problems

[utterlyupbeat]

Maybe according to you.

[striderismo]

are you saying i have problems
what
are you trying to start a fight here

[utterlyupbeat]

[unfortunately, actually saying yes would be a juuust a little too confrontational for sergio. but it's implied so that was totally a small victory for him.]

I bet you're not actually offended.

[striderismo]

see
now youre getting it
im totally over here eating some fucking fries
i aint even mad

[ I think Dave's trying to help him, somehow. ;; ]

[utterlyupbeat]

I still don't get why you go to those lengths...[not that he expects a real answer.]

[ jfkd somehow... sweet...??! ]

[striderismo]

because its boring any other way dude

[ or... something, lmao ]