...for a place filled mostly with academics,

It's

DEADLINE

not

DATELINE!!!!!!

I want to vomit blood.

Hey babes,

I have an event that requires the guests taking polariod picces.  How and where do I rent these cameras?

Spam me!

Thanks!

Which adobe software helps me to edit a pdf file?

Spam me!

Anyone knows where I can get velcro in large rolls?  I need plenty for my job.

Spam me.  Thanks!

Why would people still buy Tiffany's when it tarnishes? Especially now that they charge between $25 to $40 for polishing coz they outsource the polishing service. A reliable source tells me her jewellery )bracelet needed a facial barely one week of wearing. Ah?

If you see me all bloated with terrible skin, caterpillar brows, tummy that resembles 4 months preggie, panda eyes, Einstein hair, please don't laugh,

I am so busy I have no time even to fart.

So if you laugh, I might just put my lethal gas on you.

So far, R is running close to being the first victim.

Sooo...

run far far away from me....my friends...

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I've turned into a games addict!  I'm so in love with Nintendo Wii!  Thank goodness it's in the office and not at home. Phew!

If i have a leaflet that I need someone to design and later print, which company should I approach?    I don't need to print much.  About 500 copies will do.

All my previous conacts gone-ded with the wind. liao.

Spam me with credible contacts!

Xie xie

darling spy bag,

I'm so sorry that I've neglected you over the H sisters.  Hell.  Even your Miu Miu and Chanel mei mei has more play time than you.

You go to work with mummy this Monday ok?

Yours forever,
Mummy

Please pour acid in my eyes

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