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Fucking annoying bastard shopkeeper. I STILL SAY NOT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING THIS MAN SAYS. If anyone's the fucking compulsive liar, it's him.

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For instance?

I AM NOT AND DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THIS WOMAN, OKAY?Fuck. No one calls me a fucking liar and gets away with it. You want to know the truth? ( Read more... )

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