137 || voice post
Fucking annoying bastard shopkeeper. I STILL SAY NOT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING THIS MAN SAYS. If anyone's the fucking compulsive liar, it's him.
[ edit; filtered from yuzu; unhackable ]
For instance?
I AM NOT AND DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THIS WOMAN, OKAY?
Fuck. No one calls me a fucking liar and gets away with it. You want to know the truth? I'll give you the fucking truth.
All things considered, I'm not the most experienced guy around. Didn't really care about or notice chicks until I was fifteen.
Yeah, that's when my girlfriend moved herself into my closet and I swear it drove me fucking insane. Couldn't take it, learned how to jack off-- it helped a little. If you've been in the City long enough, you probably remember the last time I explained how my first time was with her. Yeah. S'fucking sappy, but it still holds true.
Not that the sex is really all that sappy. No, really, Rukia did things that you probably never would've guessed. The things she did with kidou, fuck-- I might have a bondage fetish now, I dunno.
Oh yeah, and she topped. A lot. Feels damn good when she does-- her breasts actually fit pretty nice in my hands and hell yes, she's so tight. It's actually kinda fucking amazing I don't come right away.
But yeah. Aside from that, I've had sex with Kanda, Gintoki--who was still a fucking ugly chick, but oh well, I needed someone--and Nemu. THAT'S IT, OKAY? Fuck.
...oh, right, and before anyone asks.
SIX AND A HALF INCHES.
Top that.
[ooc; Hacked by thatsourswitch with mun permission. Switch has been stalking following Ichigo's posts, and thus got enough voice recordings to piece together a voice post for the boy. NEXT TIME, ICHIGO, PICK A MORE SECURE PASSWORD. Replies will be varied between Switch and Ichigo-- you guys can guess who's who. :D]
[ edit; filtered from yuzu; unhackable ]
For instance?
I AM NOT AND DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THIS WOMAN, OKAY?
Fuck. No one calls me a fucking liar and gets away with it. You want to know the truth? I'll give you the fucking truth.
All things considered, I'm not the most experienced guy around. Didn't really care about or notice chicks until I was fifteen.
Yeah, that's when my girlfriend moved herself into my closet and I swear it drove me fucking insane. Couldn't take it, learned how to jack off-- it helped a little. If you've been in the City long enough, you probably remember the last time I explained how my first time was with her. Yeah. S'fucking sappy, but it still holds true.
Not that the sex is really all that sappy. No, really, Rukia did things that you probably never would've guessed. The things she did with kidou, fuck-- I might have a bondage fetish now, I dunno.
Oh yeah, and she topped. A lot. Feels damn good when she does-- her breasts actually fit pretty nice in my hands and hell yes, she's so tight. It's actually kinda fucking amazing I don't come right away.
But yeah. Aside from that, I've had sex with Kanda, Gintoki--who was still a fucking ugly chick, but oh well, I needed someone--and Nemu. THAT'S IT, OKAY? Fuck.
...oh, right, and before anyone asks.
SIX AND A HALF INCHES.
Top that.
[ooc; Hacked by thatsourswitch with mun permission. Switch has been stalking following Ichigo's posts, and thus got enough voice recordings to piece together a voice post for the boy. NEXT TIME, ICHIGO, PICK A MORE SECURE PASSWORD. Replies will be varied between Switch and Ichigo-- you guys can guess who's who. :D]