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[strawberried]

What the hell is all this about zombies? They look pretty stupid to me. Just cut them through like a hollow and shut the fuck up about it.

Christ.

Everyone better be okay.

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[wingstock]

Not everyone knows what a hollow is, Ichigo. Not everyone deals with zombies. Really.

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[wingstock]

I am moving. By the way.

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[strawberried]

There's nothing to freak out about. They're zombies.

[strawberried]

Moving?

[finetuner]

Not everyone has a sword, mister.

[strawberried]

Then get a baseball bat. Or a poker. Or something instead of just bitching about it.

[finetuner]

I-I'm not bitching!

[strawberried]

Yes you are. Just keep hitting it until it stops attacking you.

[theotokos]

Or, you know, blow them up. That works.

[strawberried]

Or shoot them.

It's annoying, all these people whining.

[theotokos]

Well, walking corpses, I don't blame them.

But I'm going to have fun with this.

[strawberried]

I do. They're really not that scary.

[sciencedaughter]

...

[strawberried]

...

[sciencedaughter]

Kuchiki Rukia is right.

[strawberried]

Not you too.

[small_comfort]

. . .
That's not a very nice thing to say. A lot of the townspeople here probably don't have any supernatural powers or experience with weapons. You shouldn't encourage them to expose themselves to danger.

[strawberried]

It's not like zombies're very hard to take down.

[small_comfort]

Well, probably not one-on-one...
But they're mostly attacking in large groups...
Besides, there are a lot of things that aren't hard to take down for someone like you.

[strawberried]

So just hit them over the head until you can escape. It's not like they're very smart.