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[strawberried]

What the hell is all this about zombies? They look pretty stupid to me. Just cut them through like a hollow and shut the fuck up about it.

Christ.

Everyone better be okay.

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[small_comfort]

. . .
That's not a very nice thing to say. A lot of the townspeople here probably don't have any supernatural powers or experience with weapons. You shouldn't encourage them to expose themselves to danger.

[strawberried]

It's not like zombies're very hard to take down.

[small_comfort]

Well, probably not one-on-one...
But they're mostly attacking in large groups...
Besides, there are a lot of things that aren't hard to take down for someone like you.

[strawberried]

So just hit them over the head until you can escape. It's not like they're very smart.

[small_comfort]

Then wouldn't it make more sense to advise people to keep out of harm's way?

[strawberried]

They're already bitching about being in harm's way.

[small_comfort]

I think most of them are just surprised...
Maybe you're right...

[strawberried]

And if they're in harm's way, they should do less bitching and more hitting the fucking zombies.

[small_comfort]

...But it's dangerous to touch zombies... isn't it?

[strawberried]

It's only dangerous if they eat you.

[small_comfort]

... Maybe some good advice might be something like 'Everyone should try to stay quiet and safe today so the zombies won't eat you'?

[strawberried]

I don't think the zombies care whether you're quiet or safe.

[small_comfort]

...
I think I meant more like, being quiet and in a safe place, so that the zombies don't know you're there.

[strawberried]

I guess that works too.