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strategy_master

055.

Feb 19, 2008 23:37

Three Four matters:

1. I, Shu, formally apologise for my actions and threats against all infants and young people during this week, but if any of you obeyed me like you ought to, I wouldn't have to threaten you. It won't happen again unless I am given due cause2. Subject 63255, report to the ShuRa Department of the Springwater River Test Facility ( Read more... )

subject: mod events, classification: public, response: alphonse, response: veld, subject: age event, subject: asellus, response: makubex, response: viral, response: cosmas, subject: purgatorium, response: suzaku, subject: shu is still a bastard sry, response: val, subject: ambiguous shu is ambiguous, subject: shu is lethal in large doses, subject: mutant space alien gobblegobble, subject: stop picking on my company, response: maizuru, subject: damn it asellus, classification: ic, subject: shu is vexed, response: wesker, subject: shu is a fucking liar, subject: pied piper of child molestation, subject: shu is contemplative, response: elena, response: rikku, response: asellus, subject: you're going down wesker

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iamwesker February 19 2008, 23:55:07 UTC

I have not yet completed my objective, Professor. Would that not be surrendering? I have managed to locate a business in which treats most children like are sold, and I can manage to taint a good many of them with a poison and then put them out for the enemy to consume. That would lead to victory, would it not? Then I would be able to get what was stolen from you.

strategy_master February 19 2008, 23:58:58 UTC

Wesk... Subject 63255, while your enthusiasm is very refreshing, you are acting beyond the bounds of your authority. Kindly withdraw from the field until a strategy can be devised that will adhere to a less lethal template.

iamwesker February 20 2008, 00:04:08 UTC

Yes, Professor. I will return immediately.

Shu just breathed a huge sigh of relief. strategy_master February 20 2008, 00:05:48 UTC

Thank you. I will bring some tea down while we discuss this matter in detail.

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innate_speculum February 20 2008, 00:00:34 UTC

PRINCESS?

strategy_master February 20 2008, 00:15:49 UTC

I don't think we know each other well enough for those sort of pet names, Cosmas.

.....I'm so sorry. XDDD innate_speculum February 20 2008, 00:20:35 UTC

Your mom didn't seem to think that!

dofkpaojpdfojapshdf <33333 HE HAS NO WORDS, OKAY. strategy_master February 20 2008, 00:22:05 UTC

..............

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thorn_of_rose February 20 2008, 00:01:58 UTC

...Hm... But Lady Knights can't live happily ever after with princesses, Shu. I think you're c'nfused.

strategy_master February 20 2008, 00:14:49 UTC

Not at all. It's a Boy Princess to compliment a Lady Knight, you see. After all, you didn't want a princess, but one can hardly have a fairy tale without one.

thorn_of_rose February 20 2008, 00:15:47 UTC

Why? A boy princess is a prince, silly Shu. Princesses are dumb; princes aren't!

strategy_master February 20 2008, 00:17:23 UTC

That's not true at all. Princes can be very stupid too. One need only look at the likes of Luca Blight to know it. His sister, Princess Jillia Blight, was considerably more amiable. And sane.

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strategy_master February 20 2008, 00:15:07 UTC

I assure you, I wouldn't dream of it.

rival_virus February 20 2008, 00:21:10 UTC

I think you're lying.

strategy_master February 20 2008, 00:26:03 UTC

I assure you, it's not to my benefit to speak falsely at this point in time.

rival_virus February 20 2008, 00:27:09 UTC

At this point in time. I'm not stupid.

strategy_master February 20 2008, 00:30:52 UTC

Or any other time, of course.

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