055.

Feb 19, 2008 23:37

Three Four matters:

1. I, Shu, formally apologise for my actions and threats against all infants and young people during this week, but if any of you obeyed me like you ought to, I wouldn't have to threaten you. It won't happen again unless I am given due cause.

2. Subject 63255, report to the ShuRa Department of the Springwater River Test Facility immediately.

3. ... One story, as promised.

Once upon a time there was a brave Knight. Her name was Asellus, and she was known throughout the land for her heroism and chivalry.
... Hmm.
One day, she met a handsome princess called Cosmas.
...
They lived happily ever after.

4. Attention ShuRa employees. Please refrain from all foul language until we are all old enough to partake of it inoffensively once again. Thank you.

subject: mod events, classification: public, response: alphonse, response: veld, subject: age event, subject: asellus, response: makubex, response: viral, response: cosmas, subject: purgatorium, response: suzaku, subject: shu is still a bastard sry, response: val, subject: ambiguous shu is ambiguous, subject: shu is lethal in large doses, subject: mutant space alien gobblegobble, subject: stop picking on my company, response: maizuru, subject: damn it asellus, classification: ic, subject: shu is vexed, response: wesker, subject: shu is a fucking liar, subject: pied piper of child molestation, subject: shu is contemplative, response: elena, response: rikku, response: asellus, subject: you're going down wesker

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