well fuck me sideways...ive forgotten to update again. you kids still love me, right? *tries to do that little pout thing joel does, but fails because my lips arent as cute as his* because i love all of you ( Read more... )

i am such a tard! i have totally forgotten to check my journal! all you kids kick major ass! i AM the fucking pimp. word. to all of you who completed my last task, since it was too hard to decide who had the best reasons (because of course, they were all true and i cant just choose a few) you ALL get 34 paul hugs! CONGRATULATIONS! doesnt it feel ( Read more... )

now...i was a tid bit disappointed with the turn out from my first challenge. congradulations to MOELY though for being the winner of 50 paul hugs! those arent easy to come by ya know ( Read more... )

well shit kids! its been a while! whats happenin? i really dont have anything to say who can tell?

i have a challenge for you all. its called pauls challenge of the day. im so damn creative it blows my mind. anyway your first mission is to write me a 5 line poem as to why i am the fucking best bass player on the face of the earth. ready...GO!st.

uh...dont piss off benj, thats all i have to say. i have never once seen him so angry in my entire time knowing him. i dont know who that dude was or what he did to piss benj off but all i know is he mustve done something pretty bad. i know it had something to do with joel though. it was crazy and im still so damn confused. whatever happened ( Read more... )

man...crazy shit going on between benj and joel. benji hasnt said more then two words to us since like a couple days ago. i dont really know the details and im sure i really dont care to know about them. its their business. i just hope that those two can work past whatever it is they're going through. its so weird for me to say this but it would be ( Read more... )

i love touring. its the shit. we played in st. paul minnesota last night. that was neato. st. paul played in st. paul. joel had everyone pay tribute to st. paul by chanting it over and over again. funny guy. im having a fucking blast so far and i know the rest of the tour will be awesome. i better see each and every one of you guys there, or else. ( Read more... )

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st. paul here again. looks like this thing has sucked me into its evil web and is forcing me to update. or maybe im just bored. you decide. anywho i was thinking about checking out what benj and joel have to say. bill kept warning me for some odd reason. i already know the twins are strange little people. no need to worry. but i guess we'll see ( Read more... )

st. paul here. lil billy gave me a code for this journal thingy. the new craze these days i hear. i dont want to be out of the loop now do i? i guess benj and joel have journals or whatever. im too lazy to check those out. bill said it was probably a good thing i dont. whatever that means. yep...thats about it i guess. dont expect many updates on ( Read more... )