"In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."  - Margaret Thatcher

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."  ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."  ~Author Unknown

Wow, it's been a while since I posted anything. I guess I can share a couple of quotes that I found.

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," - Calvin.

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"“IF A FISH AND A BIRD FELL IN LOVE, WHERE WOULD THEY LIVE?! WHO KEEPS HIS FINS AND WHO LOSES HIS WINGS?!”

- Quoted from a Reborn! fanfic called: Fishbird by Jikage.

"Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality."
- Clifton Fadiman.

“I laugh in the face of danger!....Then I hide until it goes away.”
-quoted from the harry potter fanfiction Prophetic Resolution by iamanevilgenius

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... - robin williams

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
- Whitney Brown.

"If you hurt him, I'll set you on fire."

- Quoted from a tastefully written harry/draco slash fanfiction called Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC.  I think many people would enjoy reading it, since its different then a lot of the slash fics out there.  It is also a long and completed story, which is also a plus.

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVREYONE!!!! Anyone have any good halloween adventures to tell?  I don't, I didn't have time to do anything.  I hate doing essays....