Comments | stormcleaver: 005 [4th wall event]

stormcleaver

005 [4th wall event]

May 28, 2011 13:55

If the birds annoy you, feel free to kill them.

[In the background, there's the sound of a bird delightedly shrieking about WORMS JUICY WORMS I ATE FOUR OF THEM YAY WORMS and then the deafening, too close to the comm sound of a rifle firing.]

Quail are delicious.

[Well doesn't Loe sound pleased with himself.]

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fallintheriver May 28 2011, 18:25:50 UTC

[Ezra likes the sound of that rifle, Loe.]

Where to I get one of those?

stormcleaver May 28 2011, 22:36:56 UTC

Weaponsmaster can get you one.

[Isn't it nice how he just assumes Ezra's used one before?]

fallintheriver May 29 2011, 03:08:28 UTC

Okay. Where's that?

[Oh yes, the nicest.]

stormcleaver May 29 2011, 05:38:02 UTC

[Does he have to do everything?]

Back of the temple, south side. Listen for loud bangs.

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mjollnirtime May 28 2011, 19:26:27 UTC

Birds? There is far better eating to be had than birds.

stormcleaver May 28 2011, 22:37:29 UTC

There is, but the pigs aren't talking and pissing people off--

[Hey, wait a second.]

You sound new.

mjollnirtime May 29 2011, 00:50:27 UTC

Pig is far better eating than any mealy bird, regardless of their speech.

... I am. Who is this I am speaking to, who does not seem to know the voice of the mighty Thor?

stormcleaver May 29 2011, 05:38:42 UTC

Who are you that you don't know the voice of Loe?

[Two can play at this game! >8C]

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zydrateanatomy May 28 2011, 21:14:41 UTC

Certainly better than sewer rat.

[Completely serious tone is completely serious.]

stormcleaver May 28 2011, 22:40:31 UTC

[Completely serious agreement is completely serious.]

I wouldn't advise sewer rat under even the most extreme circumstances. I would suggest mutton first.

zydrateanatomy May 29 2011, 16:45:24 UTC

[Oh, look at that .. Graverobber's found his way to you while you were speaking, Loe!!! Aren't you just the luckiest person in the world?!

Twirling his parasol in a slow circle over his head he comes to a halt before the rifle wielding man. His eyes move to the pink misty remains of the bird and he arches a brow primly before rolling his gaze to Loe.]

Hmm .. bit of an overkill, don't you think?

rankyandcranky May 28 2011, 21:42:07 UTC

Far ahead of ya, buddy.

[Smacking noises.]

stormcleaver May 28 2011, 22:41:12 UTC

['Scuse him, he's amused by that.]

Glad to see someone is on top of things.

rankyandcranky May 30 2011, 03:22:55 UTC

The chicks taste the best.