005 [4th wall event]

[stormcleaver]

If the birds annoy you, feel free to kill them.

[In the background, there's the sound of a bird delightedly shrieking about WORMS JUICY WORMS I ATE FOUR OF THEM YAY WORMS and then the deafening, too close to the comm sound of a rifle firing.]

Quail are delicious.

[Well doesn't Loe sound pleased with himself.]

Comments

[mjollnirtime]

Birds? There is far better eating to be had than birds.

[stormcleaver]

There is, but the pigs aren't talking and pissing people off--

[Hey, wait a second.]

You sound new.

[mjollnirtime]

Pig is far better eating than any mealy bird, regardless of their speech.

... I am. Who is this I am speaking to, who does not seem to know the voice of the mighty Thor?

[stormcleaver]

Who are you that you don't know the voice of Loe?

[Two can play at this game! >8C]

[mjollnirtime]

Thor.

I have never heard of one of the Asgard by that name.

[stormcleaver]

And I've never heard of Asgard, so I guess that makes us even.

I'm assuming nobody's given you the speech yet, so here you are: sometimes wild beasts show up. You fight them and in exchange we give you food and lodging.

[mjollnirtime]

Then you must be a mortal!

A fight? Show me these beasts, it's been far too long since I had a good brawl.

[stormcleaver]

Do you always make blanket assumptions about the people you meet?

All's quiet right now. We just took care of something.

[mjollnirtime]

But you must be!

... Then why bring it up at all?