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Jan 15, 2006 13:49

Lucius! How could you have failed to show me the full scope of the resources I have at my command? There is a whole body of work on the Webs dedicated to revealing the inner and outer workings of me to me! I only have to supply some minimal information and answer a scant number of questions (a disproportionate number about my favourite colour) and ( Read more... )

padma patil, terry boot, gregory goyle, draco malfoy, harry potter, voldemort, theodore nott, lisa turpin, justin finch-fletchley, ginny weasley, cho chang, lavender brown, colin creevey, dobby, ernie macmillan, parvati patil, romilda vane

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prefectlyernie January 15 2006, 21:51:47 UTC

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prefectlyernie January 15 2006, 21:53:56 UTC

WHAT? WHERE DID THIS COMPULSION COME FROM TO TAKE THIS TEST? IT'S HEXED, ISN'T IT? AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT LIES!

I AM NOT GAY. THE INTERNET IS OUT TO GET ME. I AM NOT GAY!!

I FEEL LIKE POTTER. BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE BLOKES EITHER. RIGHT?

hufflepuff4life January 15 2006, 21:57:00 UTC

Ernie, if you read it carefully, it looks as if it were designed for girls, not for boys -- gay or otherwise.

I mean, that Go ahead girl, go ahead get down... line?

Perhaps you could find a version for boys.

prefectlyernie January 15 2006, 21:59:58 UTC

But I'm not a girl! And it forced me to take it!

But not like that!!

I can't find any. I looked all over. I've been cursed! WHY WASN'T I TOLD YOU COULD CONTRACT CURSES FROM THESE THINGS?

potter_mouth January 16 2006, 04:30:57 UTC

MAYBE YOU CAUGHT THE GAY.

OR TB.

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prefectlyernie January 15 2006, 21:57:35 UTC

I command that you take these down immediately! They are wretched things, wrought upon us for the purpose of torment. There is no other possibility! Spreading foul, awful lies, imprinting one's own mind with horrid, unfathomable thoughts. I AM NOT GAY. I'M NOT!

I HATE THE INTERNET.

potter_mouth January 16 2006, 04:35:14 UTC

ERNIE, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT A GREAT PHILOSOPHER ONCE SAID TO ME.

DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT.

prefectlyernie January 16 2006, 07:47:54 UTC

Do you know what a great oracle once said to me?

You are destined to be not gay, and in fact the straightest entity in existance, far surpassing the sides of a rectangle.

no_opinion January 16 2006, 16:29:22 UTC

I've met a great many oracles, and in fact, was born to one. Who was this?

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grrgoyle January 15 2006, 21:59:11 UTC

If a BNW such as Voldemort does it, then that means it must be cool.

I'm going to go take ten!

prefectlyernie January 15 2006, 22:05:48 UTC

You know, I didn't think it was possible, but I actually hate you even more.

Go bleed enough to fill up the lake, and then drown in it.

reallyquiteevil January 18 2006, 14:41:52 UTC

Hooray! BFF!

Except, who are you?

ur_so_vane January 15 2006, 22:10:25 UTC

These are so accurate! I did one about me and Harry!

He luvs u!! u better keep him...but only YOU know
what feels right

DoEs He LuV U???
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potter_mouth January 16 2006, 04:54:16 UTC

MORE PROOF THAT THESE QUIZZES ARE COMPLETE CRAP.

ur_so_vane January 16 2006, 07:23:08 UTC

I know what feels right, Harry! In your heart, so do you.

reallyquiteevil January 18 2006, 14:42:23 UTC

I don't care. Rot in a waste heap. Turd.

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