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Lucius! How could you have failed to show me the full scope of the resources I have at my command? There is a whole body of work on the Webs dedicated to revealing the inner and outer workings of me to me! I only have to supply some minimal information and answer a scant number of questions (a disproportionate number about my favourite colour) and unnamed sources diagnose my every trait! It's astounding! I've done nothing else all day!
Look! They are about me! Me me me! Which gives me an idea. I will call them 'Learning abOut yourself Because everyone likeS To Read about you', or LOBSTRs! I've put some of them here because I think they are just so fascinating that everyone else will enjoy them as well! Almost as much as I enjoy destroying young girl's dollies!
Hooray!
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.
It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.
If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3
Click here to view my house!
Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:
You are sensitive and indecisive at times. You are a freedom lover anda strong person. You love your house and family. You are a gifted artist as well. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you.Your life is always full of changes. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you. Your life is always full of changes.
You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You have a strong personality and you like to command, influence and control people.
You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You don't think much about yourself.
Draw a house!
Lord Voldemort the Greatest Ever
Click to view my test results
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You did not draw any ears, you are not a good listener!
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail
You fill every waking moment with activity.
You are a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough.
You are negative, fearful, resistant, doubtful, and/or selfish.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.
What does your handwriting say about YOU?
You are 38% Messianic!
There is a place in the Church for you. It's called a pew. Don't fret.Saving souls isn't all it's cracked up to be. The human body was only meant to have so many holes.
http://community.sparknotes.com/messiah/
Home Invader
You scored 17% Subtlety, 75% Leadership, and 57% Forethought! Your kind of theft is more in vogue today. From bank robbers, to hijacking, to hostage taking, you're not that uncommon, which may mean you've managed to stay one step ahead of the blue boys so far. Don't get cocky, though. Keep your crew well-honed if you're going in blazing,and if you don't want to bother with the details, make sure you know what you're up against. It always helps.
Ideal Targets: Banks
Ideal Heists: Armed Robbery.
Movies: Boyz in the Hood.
Please rate this well.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12876315253991750573
You scored as Cedric Diggory. If you went to Hogwart you would be the lucky girl fucking Cedric Diggory! Congratulations! Popular, good looking, and a hell of an athlete. All he had to do was look at you and you were on your bakck! MMMMM I bet that sex is golden!
too bad he dies...
o well, enjoy that fine piece of man while he lasts..
go ahead girl, go head get down...
Cedric Diggory
90%
Victor Krum
60%
Ron Weasley
40%
Draco Malfoy
40%
Harry Potter
40%
Percy Weasley
40%
Fred and George Weasley
40%
No one, your a prude
20%
WHO ARE YOU SCREWING AT HOGWARTS??
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Lord:
You are fair-minded sometimes to the point of being opinionated. You have a strong need to be loved and appreciated. You have a great dealof loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You enjoy a challenge. You can take thought-directed actions. You have a discriminating nature coupled with perseverance and family pride.
:
Voldemort:
You have difficulty getting emotionally close to others. You believe in live and let live. You are future oriented. You need to learn flexibility. You must learn the lessons of self-worth; learn to love yourself before you can love others. There is a need to learn to evaluate family ties properly. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You are always involved with projects and things to do. You need to learn flexibility. You have a lack of confidence in your mental abilities and do not like being forced into giving your opinion. Your privacy is important to you. You have a rich inner life.
Your name is not an accident of fate!
Well well lookie where you got placed. Why it's the
sly house of Slytherin. You're into dark sort
of things but that's not always bad. All of
your friends will want to obey your every
command because you're so powerful. You always
get your way. That doesn't mean everyone likes
you though. Some people might see you as a bit
snobby....
What Hogwart's house do you belong in?
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ExtremeLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)ExtremeLevel 7 (Violent)HighLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ExtremeLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Extreme
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Midnight - You are a deep thinker, always searching
for answers and never quite at home. You are
very contemplative, and enjoy being alone with
your thoughts.
When are you?
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Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?
You scored as Severus Snape. Well you're a tricky one aren't you? Nobody quite has you figured out and you'd probably prefer it stayed that way. That said you are a formidable force by anyone's reckoning, but there is certainly more to you than a frosty exterior and a bitter temper.
Severus Snape
100%
Draco Malfoy
80%
Lord Voldemort
80%
Albus Dumbledore
80%
Sirius Black
70%
Harry Potter
60%
Hermione Granger
60%
Ginny Weasley
40%
Remus Lupin
20%
Ron Weasley
20%
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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You should learn Japanese
You should learn Japanese. You are very practical, and enjoy setting goals for yourself. You feel very rewarded when you accomplish something big.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
This Is My Life, RatedLife:
3.3Mind:
3.2Body:
3.9Spirit:
4.1Friends/Family:
0Love:
2.3Finance:
5.8Take the Rate My Life Quiz
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulreallyquiteevil goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Really Evil, Evil Overlord of Doom and Death and Killing Bunnies.acridturpintine gives you 1 mottled green cinnamon-flavoured jawbreakers.albuspresley tricks you! You get a rock.alpha_aconite tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!boogiedownvince tricks you! You get a wet rag.deranged_gofer tricks you! You get a rotten egg.dracoisyourking gives you 10 mauve cherry-flavoured wafers.grrgoyle gives you 10 red tropical-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.harvestnarcissi gives you 15 yellow grapefruit-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.mcquidditch tricks you! You get a rock.no_opinion gives you 10 pink spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.reallyquiteevil ends up with 45 pieces of candy, a rock, a wet rag, a rotten egg, and a rock.Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
Greed:High
Gluttony:Very High
Wrath:Very High
Sloth:Low
Envy:High
Lust:Medium
Pride:Very High
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
The Potion Makerreallyquiteevilium is a translucent, grainy mauve powder obtained from the bones of a wildcat.Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern
Lord Voldemort
A very special Scorpio
Lord Voldemort is mysterious and enigmatic; deep, perceptive, powerful, passionate and terribly,terribly sexy! The sentence above must be true because Lord is a Scorpio and Scorpios as we all know are infamous for their interest in... well now, here's a funny thing. Despite what they say, Scorpios are not actually quite as wild and wicked as they are painted. Lord has, it must be said, a very hypnotic appeal but what's truly mesmerising about Lord is not his pout but his perspicacity. Lord has an uncanny, almost spooky to see right through you. He can make you feel naked and exposed just by casting one meaningful glance in your direction. What he is looking at though, when he peers below the surface, is not your underwear but your underlying intention! "Where are you coming from? What are you up to? Can you be trusted? Are you going to tell the truth?" These are the questions that Lord subconsciously fires out as soon as he sees you. His inner radar never fails to provide him with the right answer. He is sensitive beyond measure, and it is partly to protect his own sensitivity that he scrutinises people so thoroughly.
There is another reason why Lord Voldemort is so keen to see into your soul: he needs to know how sensitive you are. He knows from long, bitter experience that not many people can take the kind of candour that he cannot help but dispense. Lord is not a person to mince his words, hold back his opinions or shy away from taboo topics. He doesn't want to cause offence, nor does he want to waste his time, so he picks his confidantes carefully. All of which brings us back to where we began. If you are sensitive enough to appreciate Lord's special qualities you will consider that there is something exceptionally sexy about him and he will feel the same way about you. So perhaps Lord Voldemort is living proof that it is true what they say about Scorpios after all.
Look! They are about me! Me me me! Which gives me an idea. I will call them 'Learning abOut yourself Because everyone likeS To Read about you', or LOBSTRs! I've put some of them here because I think they are just so fascinating that everyone else will enjoy them as well! Almost as much as I enjoy destroying young girl's dollies!
Hooray!
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.
It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.
If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3
Click here to view my house!
Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:
You are sensitive and indecisive at times. You are a freedom lover anda strong person. You love your house and family. You are a gifted artist as well. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you.Your life is always full of changes. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you. Your life is always full of changes.
You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You have a strong personality and you like to command, influence and control people.
You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You don't think much about yourself.
Draw a house!
Lord Voldemort the Greatest Ever
Click to view my test results
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You did not draw any ears, you are not a good listener!
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail
You fill every waking moment with activity.
You are a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough.
You are negative, fearful, resistant, doubtful, and/or selfish.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.
What does your handwriting say about YOU?
You are 38% Messianic!
There is a place in the Church for you. It's called a pew. Don't fret.Saving souls isn't all it's cracked up to be. The human body was only meant to have so many holes.
http://community.sparknotes.com/messiah/
Home Invader
You scored 17% Subtlety, 75% Leadership, and 57% Forethought! Your kind of theft is more in vogue today. From bank robbers, to hijacking, to hostage taking, you're not that uncommon, which may mean you've managed to stay one step ahead of the blue boys so far. Don't get cocky, though. Keep your crew well-honed if you're going in blazing,and if you don't want to bother with the details, make sure you know what you're up against. It always helps.
Ideal Targets: Banks
Ideal Heists: Armed Robbery.
Movies: Boyz in the Hood.
Please rate this well.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12876315253991750573
You scored as Cedric Diggory. If you went to Hogwart you would be the lucky girl fucking Cedric Diggory! Congratulations! Popular, good looking, and a hell of an athlete. All he had to do was look at you and you were on your bakck! MMMMM I bet that sex is golden!
too bad he dies...
o well, enjoy that fine piece of man while he lasts..
go ahead girl, go head get down...
Cedric Diggory
90%
Victor Krum
60%
Ron Weasley
40%
Draco Malfoy
40%
Harry Potter
40%
Percy Weasley
40%
Fred and George Weasley
40%
No one, your a prude
20%
WHO ARE YOU SCREWING AT HOGWARTS??
created with QuizFarm.com
Lord:
You are fair-minded sometimes to the point of being opinionated. You have a strong need to be loved and appreciated. You have a great dealof loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You enjoy a challenge. You can take thought-directed actions. You have a discriminating nature coupled with perseverance and family pride.
:
Voldemort:
You have difficulty getting emotionally close to others. You believe in live and let live. You are future oriented. You need to learn flexibility. You must learn the lessons of self-worth; learn to love yourself before you can love others. There is a need to learn to evaluate family ties properly. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You are always involved with projects and things to do. You need to learn flexibility. You have a lack of confidence in your mental abilities and do not like being forced into giving your opinion. Your privacy is important to you. You have a rich inner life.
Your name is not an accident of fate!
Well well lookie where you got placed. Why it's the
sly house of Slytherin. You're into dark sort
of things but that's not always bad. All of
your friends will want to obey your every
command because you're so powerful. You always
get your way. That doesn't mean everyone likes
you though. Some people might see you as a bit
snobby....
What Hogwart's house do you belong in?
brought to you by Quizilla
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ExtremeLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)ExtremeLevel 7 (Violent)HighLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ExtremeLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Extreme
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Midnight - You are a deep thinker, always searching
for answers and never quite at home. You are
very contemplative, and enjoy being alone with
your thoughts.
When are you?
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Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?
You scored as Severus Snape. Well you're a tricky one aren't you? Nobody quite has you figured out and you'd probably prefer it stayed that way. That said you are a formidable force by anyone's reckoning, but there is certainly more to you than a frosty exterior and a bitter temper.
Severus Snape
100%
Draco Malfoy
80%
Lord Voldemort
80%
Albus Dumbledore
80%
Sirius Black
70%
Harry Potter
60%
Hermione Granger
60%
Ginny Weasley
40%
Remus Lupin
20%
Ron Weasley
20%
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
created with QuizFarm.com
You should learn Japanese
You should learn Japanese. You are very practical, and enjoy setting goals for yourself. You feel very rewarded when you accomplish something big.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
This Is My Life, RatedLife:
3.3Mind:
3.2Body:
3.9Spirit:
4.1Friends/Family:
0Love:
2.3Finance:
5.8Take the Rate My Life Quiz
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulreallyquiteevil goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Really Evil, Evil Overlord of Doom and Death and Killing Bunnies.acridturpintine gives you 1 mottled green cinnamon-flavoured jawbreakers.albuspresley tricks you! You get a rock.alpha_aconite tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!boogiedownvince tricks you! You get a wet rag.deranged_gofer tricks you! You get a rotten egg.dracoisyourking gives you 10 mauve cherry-flavoured wafers.grrgoyle gives you 10 red tropical-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.harvestnarcissi gives you 15 yellow grapefruit-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.mcquidditch tricks you! You get a rock.no_opinion gives you 10 pink spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.reallyquiteevil ends up with 45 pieces of candy, a rock, a wet rag, a rotten egg, and a rock.Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
Greed:High
Gluttony:Very High
Wrath:Very High
Sloth:Low
Envy:High
Lust:Medium
Pride:Very High
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
The Potion Makerreallyquiteevilium is a translucent, grainy mauve powder obtained from the bones of a wildcat.Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern
Lord Voldemort
A very special Scorpio
Lord Voldemort is mysterious and enigmatic; deep, perceptive, powerful, passionate and terribly,terribly sexy! The sentence above must be true because Lord is a Scorpio and Scorpios as we all know are infamous for their interest in... well now, here's a funny thing. Despite what they say, Scorpios are not actually quite as wild and wicked as they are painted. Lord has, it must be said, a very hypnotic appeal but what's truly mesmerising about Lord is not his pout but his perspicacity. Lord has an uncanny, almost spooky to see right through you. He can make you feel naked and exposed just by casting one meaningful glance in your direction. What he is looking at though, when he peers below the surface, is not your underwear but your underlying intention! "Where are you coming from? What are you up to? Can you be trusted? Are you going to tell the truth?" These are the questions that Lord subconsciously fires out as soon as he sees you. His inner radar never fails to provide him with the right answer. He is sensitive beyond measure, and it is partly to protect his own sensitivity that he scrutinises people so thoroughly.
There is another reason why Lord Voldemort is so keen to see into your soul: he needs to know how sensitive you are. He knows from long, bitter experience that not many people can take the kind of candour that he cannot help but dispense. Lord is not a person to mince his words, hold back his opinions or shy away from taboo topics. He doesn't want to cause offence, nor does he want to waste his time, so he picks his confidantes carefully. All of which brings us back to where we began. If you are sensitive enough to appreciate Lord's special qualities you will consider that there is something exceptionally sexy about him and he will feel the same way about you. So perhaps Lord Voldemort is living proof that it is true what they say about Scorpios after all.