SONNET FOR A SORCERER

[potter_mouth]

OKAY, DOUCHEMORT, I CAN TELL YOU'RE FEELING IT TOO, BUT I THINK OUR HATRED FOR EACH OTHER HAS SORT OF...GROWN TO BE A FORCE OF HABIT. IT HAS LOST ITS MOJO. WHAT ONCE WAS SHEER LOATHING HAS NOW BECOME RELEGATED TO SOMETHING I DO EVERY DAY, LIKE BRUSHING MY TEETH OR SHOWERING WITH RON OR CALLING GINNY A WHORE. I JUST DON'T MEAN IT LIKE I USED TO

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[reallyquiteevil]

I can't believe you don't hate me anymore.

[potter_mouth]

I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I DO STILL HATE YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING. IT'S NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE.

[reallyquiteevil]

Right, sure you do. I see how it is.

[potter_mouth]

WHAT? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST LEAVE FOR YEARS AND EXPECT EVERYTHING TO BE THE SAME WHEN YOU COME BACK? BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE! OKAY? I AM NOT GOING TO JUST WAIT AROUND FOR YOU!

[waitingfortom]

I'M. NOT. A. WHORE.

And my old protest doesn't apply any more so my new reminder WHICH SHOULD BE OBVIOUS is:

I'VE ONLY SLEPT WITH ONE PERSON.

[potter_mouth]

OH, SHUT UP, GINNY. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED BUT FOR ONCE THIS POST ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

[waitingfortom]

It's not ABOUT me, it's about Voldemort, but you didn't have to MENTION me in it-- TWICE!

[potter_mouth]

YEAH, I WAS USING YOU AS AN EXAMPLE, AND BECAUSE OF THE RHYMES I COULD MAKE WITH THE WORD 'HO.' IT IS MERELY CONVENIENT. NOW GET OVER YOURSELF!

[spidersmustdie]

You never write poems about me.

Which is probably a good thing.

So... keep that up.

[potter_mouth]

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW RELIEVED I AM TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

[spidersmustdie]

I wrote you a poem, though.

Harry, Harry bo-barry, banana fana fo-farry, me my mo marry, Harry!

[potter_mouth]

WOW. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. THANKS RON. I'M GOING TO GO WRITE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY.

[masterriddle]

I'd never say it either.

[potter_mouth]

WHAT A PRECIOUS REVIEW.

[masterriddle]

I should write for the Prophet.

[potter_mouth]

YOU MUST PUT IN AN APPLICATION AT ONCE.