[044] Fourth Wall Times // [VIDEO LOL]

[stopthat_destro]

[Voice:]
Strange... There appears to be interference in my-- [LOL STATIC, SOME MORE STATIC, CUTS OUT.]

[VIDEO, transmitting live from the Terrordrome. Cartoon Cobra Commander up in heeeere.]
DESSSTRO! Come in, Destro! [He slams his fist on the controls, because he is an angry little man.] What is this, this... foolishness! Destro? Are you

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[stopthat_destro]

FOOL! I think I know the names of my minions better than YOU do!

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[stopthat_destro]

[Affronted GASP]

How dare you mistake me for that idiot sycophant Doctor Mindbender! Don't you know who you're dealing with?!

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[cyfor]

....Say 'precious', precioussssss.

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[stopthat_destro]

NO! I take orders from nobody, least of all... A FELINE!

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[cyfor]

MINION! [Tiny kitty leaps to its feet, fluffing up long gray fur.] OBEY ME.

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[stopthat_destro]

NEVER! You obey ME, cat!

video, Dug from Up

[plzbemyprisoner]

[Hi there. You are currently watching the inside of a dog's mouth. Slobber is drooling all over the camera. Whatever magical talking device thing that let's Dug talk to the journals is currently being chewed on by the dog.

The noises that you hear? A cross between SNARFL SNARFL SNARFL and LLLLHHHHRRRRRPPP. Aka doggy noises.]

Re: video, Dug from Up

[stopthat_destro]

Cease your chewing at once!

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[plzbemyprisoner]

[As the noise springs from the communicator/tech/thing, Dug JUMPS back and looks at whatever it is. He doesn't talk, but the little flashy thing on his collar flashes in time with the words.]

It talks! The device talks!

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[stopthat_destro]

GAH!

The dog talks!

[Peering at the screen now... not that you can tell since he's got his helmet on.]

You must be... a canine cyborg of some kind... Magnificent.

[asadmagnifique]

I'm afraid that's no way to get your girl to answer you, Mr...?

[stopthat_destro]

Commander!

And Destro isn't a girl at all, let alone MY girl! [Shudder]

[asadmagnifique]

Right, Mr. Commander. I understand that your secretary may be a man, but it's still no way to talk to him. Do you need me to send someone from my pool?

[stopthat_destro]

Your... "pool"?

[fucktonofcoffee]

Oh no fucking way! Cobra Commander? That's a piece of my childhood right there!

[stopthat_destro]

Yes fucking way, I'm Cobra Commander! Who in the blazes are you?!

[fucktonofcoffee]

I'm Debra fucking Morgan. Maaaan, I stole my brother's action figures of you all the time when you were a kid.

What the hell are you doing here?

[stopthat_destro]

Gooood... Then the Cobra Early Recruitment Initiative is proving to be effective. And Tomax and Xamot said it was a waste of Cobra's funds! HA!