Huit. [accidental video]

[stopblamingme]

[This counts as a joint post.

So, where has America been all week while the mun has been steeped in hellish assignments? Winning the hockey game at the Olympics. No, just kidding, he's been dead and that is why Canada won. And since he's been alive again, all he's achieved is getting out of the hospital, fighting his way through the snow, checking

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s-so cute

[a_thousandyears]

Bombs?

join the brotherly love, my asian half-broski

[libertyfuckyeah]

[Snoreeee snort kinda-half awake. The kind of awake where you can hold conversations with people, fall back asleep, and not remember the convo later.]

'Sploding penguins.

[back to sleep, LET'S GIVE CANADA A DEATH SQUEEZE.]

But I might explode from that much bodily contact

[a_thousandyears]

... Yeah, that makes sense.

[MILDLY CONCERNED FOR FRENCH BROSKI.]

America will get you yet. He will have awkwardtimes with ALL BROTHERS. EVER.

[libertyfuckyeah]

The talkin... exploding penguins...

[Mumbles a little as he starts drifting off again. No, he hasn't budged. Still crushing Canada.]

[witchoftheweek]

[They actually get worse]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[YOU MEAN GAYER.

You mean awesomer.

Also still snoring and mumbling incoherently while Canada is smothered.]

[witchoftheweek]

[Sighs]

[invisibill]

Well, that looks uncomfortable.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[Okay, semi-awake now. But still too tired/cozy to move. ALSO SPAMMING CANADA'S POST WHILE HE SUFFOCATES.]

Kinda. His skin's cold. Freaking French frozen tundra.

[Anddddd he still doesn't move. Lazy asshole.]

[invisibill]

At least you're looking a bit better than the last time we talked.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Mmhmm! Naps'll do that. And respawning. Or whatever. I always bounce back fast!

[3_hat_day]

... Well that's... special.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Special?

[TOO TIRED TO COMPREHEND JUST HOW GAY HETALIA IS. Too tired to stop crushing his brother's chest with his massive weight.]

[3_hat_day]

Special as in kinda... limp wristed.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[America holds up his free arm, rotates his wrist around in its socket. It pops a few times. After inspecting it, his arm flops back down.]

It's working fine. It's not hurt or numb or nothin'.

[He just. Doesn't get it.]

hey hey canada, it's not cool to sneak up in the medal count

[quietnorth]

...

That's one way to stay warm.

hey it's my olympics I do what I want

[stopblamingme]

...as long as it helps, eh?

is that why your win was so dramatic

[quietnorth]

'Course. I just thought you two were more modern 'n that. [That is, he has no problem with vaguely gay positions even with his brother--lol bedmates--but he's been told off a few times, sob. ]

WE STILL WIN. Because when the Canadians wake up tomorrow, they'll still be in Canada

[libertyfuckyeah]

He's cold. Only warms up when we're like this. Like a blanket or something.

[And still he clings to Canada. Gay what are you talking about this is COMPLETELY NORMAL COUNTRY BEHAVIOR.]