Huit. [accidental video]

[stopblamingme]

[This counts as a joint post.

So, where has America been all week while the mun has been steeped in hellish assignments? Winning the hockey game at the Olympics. No, just kidding, he's been dead and that is why Canada won. And since he's been alive again, all he's achieved is getting out of the hospital, fighting his way through the snow, checking

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hey hey canada, it's not cool to sneak up in the medal count

[quietnorth]

...

That's one way to stay warm.

hey it's my olympics I do what I want

[stopblamingme]

...as long as it helps, eh?

is that why your win was so dramatic

[quietnorth]

'Course. I just thought you two were more modern 'n that. [That is, he has no problem with vaguely gay positions even with his brother--lol bedmates--but he's been told off a few times, sob. ]

WE STILL WIN. Because when the Canadians wake up tomorrow, they'll still be in Canada

[libertyfuckyeah]

He's cold. Only warms up when we're like this. Like a blanket or something.

[And still he clings to Canada. Gay what are you talking about this is COMPLETELY NORMAL COUNTRY BEHAVIOR.]

And access to psychiatrists to help them deal with any inferiority complex they'll clearly suffer 8|

[quietnorth]

[ Actually, that sounds really, really familiar. His own body temperature is usually a few degrees below normal. ] ...Cold hands. You're probably just sharing your extra heat.

Even Iceland'd get warm when we all slept together in one bed.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2q34p76.jpg (no I'm not bitter at all)

[libertyfuckyeah]

Probably. My southern states have enough heat to share.

[snuggle snuggle, burrowing his face in the crook of Canada's neck for warmth, shut up this is adorable.]

Only if I was there. Canada's lucky to have me for a brother.

f-fff, how many thumbs down did you get

[quietnorth]

[ It totally is though, and totally not awkward what is awkward, countries never do anything awkward. ]

Maybe. You two seem to get along pretty well. 'nd it;s better 'n with France.

SADLY THAT IS NOT ME but clearly that Jenna is my long lost counterpart

[libertyfuckyeah]

Anything's better than France.

WHAT. It's like a mythical internet clone, they should be tracked down for great justice.

[quietnorth]

. . .

Even Russia?

It will be my quest o9

[libertyfuckyeah]

[Gonna cling to Canada--maybe a little possessively and a little too tightly.]

Russia isn't ever in the category of "anything" because his existence is a sin against God. He's beside ghosts in the "not even people" category.

hopefully it will involve a lot of spam and epic trolling of Canada

[quietnorth]

[ Piiiinged. He'd really like to cling to his own brother like that, but he's sick and ew. Anyway, Norway can tell this is clearly A Serious Subject because of sudden brother possession, but-- ]

Just 'cause they're not people--'nd you can't see 'em--doesn't mean ghosts don't have feelings. They aren't as creepy as Russia either.

oh it will. Canada will be nothing but a shell of its former self. so... basically nothing :|b

[libertyfuckyeah]

Say that to the ones that crawled out of my toilet and tried to kill me!

[Now that they're on the subject of ghosts and not Russia, America shifts from clinging possessively to clinging fearfully. Clearly, he has his priorities in line.]

maybe one day there will be a The Canada Strikes Back, if he can ever overcome 8|;

[quietnorth]

Sounds like self-defence. You should've said something.

Even if he does, no one will notice.

[libertyfuckyeah]

I did! I told it to get out!

At least until, suddenly, they're Canadian

[quietnorth]

Before or after?

Canada could take over the world, but he's too lazy to

[stopblamingme]

[Canada has just been quiet this whole conversation, letting himself be clung to and rubbing America's back a bit. He's flustered, sure, because ahhhh attention ahhhh people watching ahhhh America's being.. tolerable. And it's nice. Nice broski action. Just like the good ol' days.]

I don't think ghosts can crawl out of toilets...