Who: Hot Pants (
thinkin_arbys) and YOU!!!! ALL OF YOOOOUUUU~~~
What: Cosplay store shenanigans and/or trauma, because her July job was MORE than it appeared...
When: ALL MONTH LONG YEAH!!!
Where: The cosplay shop
Warnings: I hope none????
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Cosplay: SERIOUS business )
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Disappointing? Awkward? Disturbing? Where to even begin?...]
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Wait.
What the hell is that thing on your head, Edgey?]
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I presume that your well-equipped yet halfhearted attempt to impersonate a colleague of mine is for the sake of your job, sir?
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Um. Hello there?
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She turned to the newcomer.]
Yes? Can I help you?
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Why are you wearing that outfit?
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What the fuck are you wearing?
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OF ALL THE PEOPLE.
Hot Pants turned around, faux curls bouncing all around her shoulders and clinging desperately to the velvet that cloaked her. It was a bazillion degrees inside the costume, and she was NOT in the mood for critics.]
Do you think I haven't heard that line all month, Sho? I'm wearing a ridiculous costume and trying to get people to buy things.
[She reached up to steady the hat, which kept threatening to take a backward dive off her head.]
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[ He circles slowly in an attempt to make sense of all that layering and the curls and the hat and EVERYTHING. ]
Unless they're like that plaid decorator.
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Stop--Sho, stop looking at it like that. I didn't ask for this one, and it's heavy and I'm practically melting underneath.
[She's trying to turn with him but it's too heavy in the outfit to keep up. She wants to huff at him, but she doesn't.]
...If you don't stop, I'm going to get back at you; my word of revenge isn't lightly given, and you will be sorry.
[GRUMP GRUMP.]
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