Serious business going down...

[thinkin_arbys]

Who: Hot Pants (thinkin_arbys) and YOU!!!! ALL OF YOOOOUUUU~~~
What: Cosplay store shenanigans and/or trauma, because her July job was MORE than it appeared...
When: ALL MONTH LONG YEAH!!!
Where: The cosplay shop
Warnings: I hope none????

Comments

ahahah 28th

[urnotafraid]

[ He was bored. The goons had gone underground and the idiots that backed them up were digging in and Sho knew he needed to distract himself from acting too reckless. So there he was, walking along the shiny upper streets of the shopping area, trailing smoke and just being in an all out funk when he caught sight of something really really red. He stopped, and changed directions until it resolved into a person dressed in layers. A lot of layers. so much so that he couldn't really tell if the layers were to disguise a person or some kind of protective armor. ]

What the fuck are you wearing?

OH GET OUT~

[thinkin_arbys]

[..........

OF ALL THE PEOPLE.

Hot Pants turned around, faux curls bouncing all around her shoulders and clinging desperately to the velvet that cloaked her. It was a bazillion degrees inside the costume, and she was NOT in the mood for critics.]

Do you think I haven't heard that line all month, Sho? I'm wearing a ridiculous costume and trying to get people to buy things.

[She reached up to steady the hat, which kept threatening to take a backward dive off her head.]

I REFUSE 8E

[urnotafraid]

I'd think you would scare them away with all that velvet.

[ He circles slowly in an attempt to make sense of all that layering and the curls and the hat and EVERYTHING. ]

Unless they're like that plaid decorator.

:| :| >8|

[thinkin_arbys]

[SHE SWEARS SHE DOESN'T HATE HIM.]

Stop--Sho, stop looking at it like that. I didn't ask for this one, and it's heavy and I'm practically melting underneath.

[She's trying to turn with him but it's too heavy in the outfit to keep up. She wants to huff at him, but she doesn't.]

...If you don't stop, I'm going to get back at you; my word of revenge isn't lightly given, and you will be sorry.

[GRUMP GRUMP.]

:/

[urnotafraid]

Do they at least let you take if off for breaks?

[ Because seriously, it just looks far too impractical for anything. He reaches up to steady the oversized hat. ]

What are you suppose to be anyways?

<3

[thinkin_arbys]

The hat, yes. Not the rest of it.

[She'll let him assist for a moment, but once it's balanced, she'll remove his hand from the hat.]

Caterina Sforza, though not like any portrait I've ever seen. A dangerous and forceful woman, vulgar and vengeful.

<3

[urnotafraid]

What the fuck's wrong with them? A person can die with that much shit on.

[ Goes to tugging on the curls. They are really quite distracting the way they just curl that way. ]

And who's that?

8D

[thinkin_arbys]

Try telling that to them. They don't listen to me. I've been doing this all month.

[NO STOP STOP STOP. AUGH! She's going to keep swatting his hands away. Bro, you are lucky her Stand is hidden somewhere under those robes.]

Caterina Sforza? An Italian noblewoman who far predates me. She took her destiny into her own hands, whether for better or worse.

83

[urnotafraid]

Maybe I should.

[ Hey stop swatting at me, Sis! He huffs and puts his hands on his hips, so much grr face here. ]

Yeah? Is that a wig?

XDDD

[thinkin_arbys]

Please, alleviate this. I'm starting to get angr--

[LOL DON'T EVER, EVER CALL HER THAT OUT LOUD. Even if it's totally true. But she crosses her arms, which is, by the way, difficult in this.]

Yes, it's a wig. Do you think I can grow my hair out to this length, change the color, and style it as such?

[urnotafraid]

It's just so weird.

[ Because her in anything resembling a woman's outfit was plain weird. Hot Pants had made it clear that she wanted to remain male in all comers. To put on a dress so full of frills that it was hard to move was just completely odd. He attempts to straighten one of the curls. ]

Anything can happen in space.

[thinkin_arbys]

[GLARE.]

You're just doing this to be annoying, aren't you? I look ridiculous.

...if you mess up the wig, I have to buy it. I've already bought a coat from here, so I'd recommend you don't get me an extra charge.

[urnotafraid]

Maybe.

[ He can sort of look innocent if he wants to. Unfortunately his grin gives him away. ]

[thinkin_arbys]

I'm not buying it, Sho--the wig or that false innocence. Stop being such a brat.

[She's actually speaking more roughly than usual, whereas she'd been trying not to give herself away before. I mean, the makeup helped a lot in making her girly, but here she is, back to playing the same old gruff guy.]

[urnotafraid]

You're no fun.

[ He pouts a little before reaching over to test the weight of that hat. ]

Did that woman wear anything light?

[thinkin_arbys]

[At this point, she just takes the hat off and hands it to him.]

Apparently not. I think there are at least four layers.