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May 28, 2011 16:52

Who: amongtheboobs + WHOEVER it's open
What: Let's spoil ourselves with hard-earned moolah. Or just try on a bunch of clothes for fun.
When: Before Mario Event
Where: Shopping District or w/e it is
Warnings: My shitty use of tenses? Also I am writing prose but you are more than welcome to just use action tags if you so choose. I know they're easier ffff.

whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping )

uzumaki naruto, yamanaka ino

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several hours later obstinates May 29 2011, 03:48:52 UTC
Goddammit, Ino...

[He grumbles it as he steps out of the latest store they've been in, both arms holding several bags at once. There's a look of pure annoyance on his face as he glances over his shoulder and taps his foot impatiently, waiting on the blonde female to hurry her ass up.]

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sprightful June 3 2011, 08:33:04 UTC
[Still looking around and holding the kunai protectively, yo.]

Do something!

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obstinates June 3 2011, 19:31:14 UTC
[Wait. This situation has potential.

Suddenly, Naruto drops the bags of clothing. A look of pure terror spreads across his face as he grips the sides of the elevator.]

C-Crap! We're trapped! I forgot about these things! Ino, we're gonna die, y'know!

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1/2 sprightful June 4 2011, 02:01:46 UTC
[What? Potential?

..dlgkjsdg WHY. She looks shocked, turning around with wide eyes.]

WHAT!?

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sprightful June 4 2011, 02:02:25 UTC
[TRAPPED? DIE? PANIC PANIC PANIC. Wait. Be calm, assess the...sitation.]

[What is this situation. She's stuck in a box with Naruto. THAT HE LED HER INTO

UGH]

Why don't you smash your way through a wall or something!?

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obstinates June 4 2011, 02:06:33 UTC
It's no use, Ino! The ship does somethin' weird and heals itself. We can't get through like this!

[He starts banging on the doors.]

WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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sprightful June 4 2011, 02:36:53 UTC
Don't tell me it's no use! I can't die here! I have to protect Chouji!

[And Shikamaru when he shows but HE'S NOT HERE YET]

[Kicking the door! CLAAAANGGG]

Why the heck did you lead us in here, moron?! I thought after defeating Pein you might have actually gained some brains!

[I EVEN SAID I COULD ALMOST FALL FOR YOU.]

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obstinates June 4 2011, 02:42:08 UTC
[She's right! He starts to look determined.]

You're right, Ino...

[Conveniently, he notices they're about at the floor they chose. He moves to Ino's side, a calm and serious look on his face as he gently pulls her to the side out of the way.]

Stand back. This is gonna take everything I got.

[He grins over at her and then rolls his sleeves up. There's a soft glow as he claps his hands together.]

Uzumaki Secret Sealing Style: Ultimate Release!

[And plants his hands on the doors. SUDDENLY THE ELEVATOR STOPS AND THE DOORS OPEN. Naruto pumps his fist in the air before flicking his thumb across the tip of his nose. After a victorious smirk at Ino, he gathers the bags and steps out.]

Hurry up, Ino! The seal won't last for long, y'know!

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sprightful June 4 2011, 03:25:58 UTC
[Of course she's right. She glances up at him, surprised when she sees his focused expression. How could he be so calm at a time like this? Almost...admirable. She stumbles a bit out of the way and then blinks at him.

What sort of jutsu was that?]

[Her eyes widen in awe as the strange sensation stops and there is freedom! Sweet freedom. After gathering as many bags as she can, she darts out the doors and drags Naruto with her. Far away from the evil elevator.]

[From a distance, it looks pretty harmless.]

You saved me...

[Too bad he's the one that led her into it in the first place, or else his ~*brave act of heroism*~ would have more merit.]

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obstinates June 4 2011, 03:29:09 UTC
[Naruto is cracking up inside, and he almost visibly bursts into laughter. He can't believe she's buying it; of course, she's not used to the elevators and stuff on the Thor yet.

Perfect prank. Mission accomplished.]

No sweat. That's the job of a future hokage, right? Just be sure and never go into one of those things again. The stairs are the only safe way around, y'know.

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sprightful June 4 2011, 03:48:51 UTC
[And she never would be, thanks to him.]

Why did you go into a place like that!? Don't you pay attention?

[THAT WAS OUR LIVES ON THE LINE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT]

Ugh.

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obstinates June 4 2011, 03:50:10 UTC
Hey! Hey! Is that any way to talk to your rescuer! Have a little respect, y'know! I saved both our asses!

In fact, you should probably carry these bags since I saved your life and all!

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1/2 sprightful June 4 2011, 05:09:16 UTC
You wouldn't have had to save me if you didn't lead me there in the first place!

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2/4 OOPS lmao way off sprightful June 4 2011, 05:10:33 UTC
[what. carry the...]

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sprightful June 4 2011, 05:10:53 UTC
[HNNNNNNNNNNNNG]

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sprightful June 4 2011, 05:11:57 UTC
Nice try, Narutard! While I'm grateful you saved me from the elevator jutsu, you still owe me for the bouquet!

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