Who:
amongtheboobs + WHOEVER it's open
What: Let's spoil ourselves with hard-earned moolah. Or just try on a bunch of clothes for fun.
When: Before Mario Event
Where: Shopping District or w/e it is
Warnings: My shitty use of tenses? Also I am writing prose but you are more than welcome to just use action tags if you so choose. I know they're easier ffff.
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whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping )
[He grumbles it as he steps out of the latest store they've been in, both arms holding several bags at once. There's a look of pure annoyance on his face as he glances over his shoulder and taps his foot impatiently, waiting on the blonde female to hurry her ass up.]
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Do something!
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Suddenly, Naruto drops the bags of clothing. A look of pure terror spreads across his face as he grips the sides of the elevator.]
C-Crap! We're trapped! I forgot about these things! Ino, we're gonna die, y'know!
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..dlgkjsdg WHY. She looks shocked, turning around with wide eyes.]
WHAT!?
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[What is this situation. She's stuck in a box with Naruto. THAT HE LED HER INTO
UGH]
Why don't you smash your way through a wall or something!?
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[He starts banging on the doors.]
WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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[And Shikamaru when he shows but HE'S NOT HERE YET]
[Kicking the door! CLAAAANGGG]
Why the heck did you lead us in here, moron?! I thought after defeating Pein you might have actually gained some brains!
[I EVEN SAID I COULD ALMOST FALL FOR YOU.]
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You're right, Ino...
[Conveniently, he notices they're about at the floor they chose. He moves to Ino's side, a calm and serious look on his face as he gently pulls her to the side out of the way.]
Stand back. This is gonna take everything I got.
[He grins over at her and then rolls his sleeves up. There's a soft glow as he claps his hands together.]
Uzumaki Secret Sealing Style: Ultimate Release!
[And plants his hands on the doors. SUDDENLY THE ELEVATOR STOPS AND THE DOORS OPEN. Naruto pumps his fist in the air before flicking his thumb across the tip of his nose. After a victorious smirk at Ino, he gathers the bags and steps out.]
Hurry up, Ino! The seal won't last for long, y'know!
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What sort of jutsu was that?]
[Her eyes widen in awe as the strange sensation stops and there is freedom! Sweet freedom. After gathering as many bags as she can, she darts out the doors and drags Naruto with her. Far away from the evil elevator.]
[From a distance, it looks pretty harmless.]
You saved me...
[Too bad he's the one that led her into it in the first place, or else his ~*brave act of heroism*~ would have more merit.]
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Perfect prank. Mission accomplished.]
No sweat. That's the job of a future hokage, right? Just be sure and never go into one of those things again. The stairs are the only safe way around, y'know.
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Why did you go into a place like that!? Don't you pay attention?
[THAT WAS OUR LIVES ON THE LINE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT]
Ugh.
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In fact, you should probably carry these bags since I saved your life and all!
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