[open]

[sprightful]

Who: amongtheboobs + WHOEVER it's open
What: Let's spoil ourselves with hard-earned moolah. Or just try on a bunch of clothes for fun.
When: Before Mario Event
Where: Shopping District or w/e it is
Warnings: My shitty use of tenses? Also I am writing prose but you are more than welcome to just use action tags if you so choose. I know they're easier ffff.

Comments

several hours later

[obstinates]

Goddammit, Ino...

[He grumbles it as he steps out of the latest store they've been in, both arms holding several bags at once. There's a look of pure annoyance on his face as he glances over his shoulder and taps his foot impatiently, waiting on the blonde female to hurry her ass up.]

[obstinates]

[Sort of eyes her to make sure she's being serious. Yes. They're going home! Finally! He smiles now, and he's in a better mood.]

Eh? If you need money, just say. I don't know what to do with all mine.

[sprightful]

[What? Naruto, you just don't give money away! But...no, she can't.]

Naruto! That's hard-earned money you made! Even if you know me, you shouldn't be so willing to hand it out. You need to save it just in case you need it. Besides you have a mom to dote over, don't you? Plus, your own team to take care of. What if one of them needs it?

[Still, it's a sweet gesture. +10 Points in her book.]

[obstinates]

[He just snickers and continues walking.]

I don't think you realize just how much money I've got, Ino. Hey, I'm gonna be Hokage one day. That means I've got to take care of my friends and people, right? That's all of you, so I'll do whatever it takes to make sure everything is okay.

[But he shrugs. He's still paying for her phone bill anyways, so if she doesn't want anything else, he could save it for whatever.]

[sprightful]

[What? Why are you laughing?! She will turn and scowl angrily but it will slowly smooth out as you talk.

Hokage, Hokage. She shakes her head, smiling slightly.]

Playing the cool hero again, huh? Are you rich or something then?

[The phone thing was something she needed, okay.]

[obstinates]

I've got plenty of money. I usually take two or three missions since I can use shadow clones. I don't really spend much money, mostly just on the rent for the Uzumaki compound, heh. And for groceries, but I grow most of what mom needs except for the noodles and meat.

Then all I pay for is the phone thing. Kamimaru likes to eat our leftovers, and Gamayuu just eats bugs. So, yeah... don't really need to buy anything. Kakashi-sensei and I started up a business too.

[sprightful]

Uzumaki what-now?

[You have a compound here? Just what has she been missing? You grow food? Just...just. Where is Naruto and what have you done with him?]

...Geez, you've been busy. Who's Kamimaru and Gamayuu?

[obstinates]

The place where me and mom stay.

[He grins over at her.]

Kamimaru's our dog, and Gamayuu is my toad. Guess you haven't met them yet.

[sprightful]

That's just an apartment, Naruto.

[Compound. Fffffs. What a dork.

She hopes they're not people. Feeding them leftovers and bugs is a little cruel.]

No, I haven't. Why would I?

[obstinates]

You haven't been over yet. You'll meet 'em if you ever come over.

[He stops at the elevator and leans a bag on his hip so he can hit the button. After a few moments, he steps into the elevator to wait on her.]

[sprightful]

[What is this thing? She just took the stairs before but she steps inside after him, looking around.]

Well, you won't even call me when I ask you to!

I have to say I am curious to meet the woman who gave birth to someone like you.

[obstinates]

You haven't met my mom yet, huh? I guess later I can take you to see her at work.

[Leans back against the elevator wall as OFF WE GO.]

[sprightful]

Oh. Which missions did she pick?

[What is this VIBRATING ROOM. She sort of grips something nearby and stares around her.]

What's going on!

[obstinates]

Something with shitty yogurt.

[Rubs his stomach subtly, and then he glances at her.]

Just an elevator. Geez, lighten up.

[sprightful]

[It can't be worse than making clothes for ferrets.]

A what?

[GRABBING A KUNAI]

Is that some sort of jutsu?!

[obstinates]

[Just this face.]