Everybodys happy on the big gray ball, You can jump off a cliff, its a very slow fall.
Who: Matthew, Honlon and guests!
What: Honlon has never had a birthday party before. Matthew has attempted to arrange one.
When: Saturday. At...An appropriate time IDEK.
Where: A hired room.
Warnings: Monsters, zombies, a pretty poorly planned party and cake.
So you recieved your invitation? Better show it to the alien zombie at the door! Or show him anything really, he's not very smart.
And now you're in the hall itself! Look at that buffet over there! It seems to have pretty much everything you could imagine, because Matthew's logic was that since he has no idea what food would be appropriate, he should get everything he could haul away. Somehow the ten year old did managed to get some booze, and you don't want to know how.
Speaking of hauling, you may notice the three foot tall green men with neon coloured hair and a lots of pointy teeth. You may also notice that they're carrying around little trays of drinks. Goblins are great waiters. Just don't call them short or they'll try to eat your face.
The music, like the food, is more or less completely random-everything from classical to rock, to a techno remix of the Moonlight Sonata. Please do not scuff the dance floor.
There is also the centrepiece of the evening-a cake. Not just any cake. It is a monster cake. It is 12 foot tall, vaguely castle shaped and has little cholate dragons on it. Tip it up and the large maroon blob creature next to it will eat you.
There's also a table by the door to leave your tribute to the lady of the evening. And by tribute I mean presents.
What: Honlon has never had a birthday party before. Matthew has attempted to arrange one.
When: Saturday. At...An appropriate time IDEK.
Where: A hired room.
Warnings: Monsters, zombies, a pretty poorly planned party and cake.
So you recieved your invitation? Better show it to the alien zombie at the door! Or show him anything really, he's not very smart.
And now you're in the hall itself! Look at that buffet over there! It seems to have pretty much everything you could imagine, because Matthew's logic was that since he has no idea what food would be appropriate, he should get everything he could haul away. Somehow the ten year old did managed to get some booze, and you don't want to know how.
Speaking of hauling, you may notice the three foot tall green men with neon coloured hair and a lots of pointy teeth. You may also notice that they're carrying around little trays of drinks. Goblins are great waiters. Just don't call them short or they'll try to eat your face.
The music, like the food, is more or less completely random-everything from classical to rock, to a techno remix of the Moonlight Sonata. Please do not scuff the dance floor.
There is also the centrepiece of the evening-a cake. Not just any cake. It is a monster cake. It is 12 foot tall, vaguely castle shaped and has little cholate dragons on it. Tip it up and the large maroon blob creature next to it will eat you.
There's also a table by the door to leave your tribute to the lady of the evening. And by tribute I mean presents.