Better in Pairs, Indeed~ [SEMI-OPEN LOG]

[nym_fon_maniac]

Who: Guy Cecil, Jade Curtiss, and the fine employees of Tata's.
What: Jade has been conned into going to this establishment and he refuses to go alone. 
When: Tonight!
Where: Tata's
Warnings: AND ENDLESS STREAM OF RETARDATION

[Wanders into the establishment with Jade and is greeted by a quadruple breasted hostess with an entirely too-tight t-shirt on

Comments

[abyssjade]

It wasn't a con so much as an act of curiosity.

The fonist in me just took over. It was quite the terrifying experience.

[nym_fon_maniac]

Curiosity huh?

[He glances at a waitress with much more human -and much more appealing- proportions as she walks by.]

I think I can understand your scientific curiosity.

[abyssjade]

I'm not so sure.

At least not yet.

[nym_fon_maniac]

No, it's okay.

Tell you what, since you seem so keen on the one with the adam's apple, I won't interfere.

[umbrelladouche]

[once you fags are at your table, this pretty little thing is going to stroll right up and sit casually down in the booth next to poor Guy to take your drink orders hurr]

Welcome to Tata's~! Can I get you guys started with something to drink~?

[nym_fon_maniac]

...

[SPEAKING OF ADAM'S APPLE.]

[abyssjade]

[TREATS THIS AS IF IT IS NORMAL.

BECAUSE GODDAMN AT THIS POINT? PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING IS TO BE EXPECTED]

Your strongest, please.

[umbrelladouche]

[your gay friend here seems to be mute SO]

You've got it~

[zurakodesu]

[aaand is taking the check from the men at an adjacent table, totally oblivious!]

[is having some difficulty keeping everything bushido again, because this dude keeps trying to stick a tip directly in his coin purse]

[you know the one typically found under one's kimono]

[really it's way too forward]

[abyssjade]

[YOU.]

[zurakodesu]

Honourable customer, that is not where I keep my money.

[nym_fon_maniac]

[SORRY ZURA, YOU LOOK LIKE A LADY FROM THE BACK SO HERE COMES YOUR VERY OWN WHITE KNIGHT.]

[He'll stroll over, hand on his katana.]

You know, sir. The gentlemanly thing to do would be to not hide the tip. You should keep it out in the open where a lady can see it.

SCREW IT I'M TAGGING IN FHGSH

[a_bad_egg]

[ZIPS]

[RIGHT UP]

[TO GUY]

Guy-sama~~~~~!!!! I knew you'd come! ♥

[Totally ignoring you, Jade, because you're a douchebag.]

MY CHARM CALLED TO YOU

[nym_fon_maniac]

[SCOOCHES OVER.]

[PRACTICALLY IN JADE'S LAP.]

Hey...Tae...

[abyssjade]

[...What is this.

...Why does he have a minitroll in his lap.

Pushes.]

[nym_fon_maniac]

[PUSHES BACK.]