Better in Pairs, Indeed~ [SEMI-OPEN LOG]

[nym_fon_maniac]

Who: Guy Cecil, Jade Curtiss, and the fine employees of Tata's.
What: Jade has been conned into going to this establishment and he refuses to go alone. 
When: Tonight!
Where: Tata's
Warnings: AND ENDLESS STREAM OF RETARDATION

[Wanders into the establishment with Jade and is greeted by a quadruple breasted hostess with an entirely too-tight t-shirt on

Comments

[abyssjade]

It wasn't a con so much as an act of curiosity.

The fonist in me just took over. It was quite the terrifying experience.

[nym_fon_maniac]

Curiosity huh?

[He glances at a waitress with much more human -and much more appealing- proportions as she walks by.]

I think I can understand your scientific curiosity.

[abyssjade]

I'm not so sure.

At least not yet.

[nym_fon_maniac]

No, it's okay.

Tell you what, since you seem so keen on the one with the adam's apple, I won't interfere.

[abyssjade]

...

[Takes a gooood look around]

...Which one?

[nym_fon_maniac]

...Take your pick.

[abyssjade]

I wasn't aware that one single organism could have that many legs.

[nym_fon_maniac]

It also makes me wonder about the ethics of leaving a tip to a waitress with two heads.

[abyssjade]

Unless they're doing twice the work, I see no reason to pay them any different.

[nym_fon_maniac]

But then doesn't that draw into question who controls what?

[abyssjade]

I would imagine that the two have some sort of system in place to avoid such confusion.

[nym_fon_maniac]

But what if one head ends up doing more work than the other?

[abyssjade]

Then they can fight amongst themselves. It isn't my problem.

[nym_fon_maniac]

You just want to see them fight for it.

[abyssjade]

I admit it would be good for a chuckle.

[nym_fon_maniac]

So, where shall we sit in this fine, upstanding establishment?