Comments | stop_calling: PAY ATTENTION

stop_calling

PAY ATTENTION

Sep 20, 2009 17:34

It has recently been reported to me that someone, I think his name is Assuma, thought it would be a damn good joke to go onto one of his colleagues' computer (because damn right a fuckhead like that would not be given the administrative privileges necessary to access anything of a remotely confidential nature) and look up, copy and use the personal ( Read more... )

fuck you guys, it emergency line, fml, i am totally a responsible citizen, surrounded by fucking morons, work, public service announcement

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orioke September 21 2009, 01:04:42 UTC

i download alot of stuff on torrents am i at risk?????

stop_calling September 21 2009, 01:13:08 UTC

Not for my network, you're not. I would keep an eye out for viruses, though.

orioke September 21 2009, 01:17:12 UTC

but how do i do that???? i have norton is that enough??

stop_calling September 21 2009, 01:26:52 UTC

For what you're doing, that's probably sufficient. Using a browser with a strong spam guard could be useful too.

If you start running into problems though, swing by my office and I'll take a look.

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fuchsiafurie September 21 2009, 01:19:59 UTC

Ha! YOU are a man I can admire. You talk shit AND you back it up. FINALLY. I didn't think anyone around here had any balls.

stop_calling September 21 2009, 01:29:30 UTC

Just doin' my job, kiddo.

curious_motive September 21 2009, 01:20:58 UTC

Actually, if I encounter anything that I feel is inappropriate or suspicious regarding the secure data of this business, I will take shameless advantage of it.

Good to know someone's looking out for my best interest.

stop_calling September 21 2009, 01:31:15 UTC

Don't feel too grateful. I get paid to do this.

maximum_awesome September 21 2009, 01:51:00 UTC

wtf seriously?! That's just creepy. Why do we suddenly have so many creepers?!

stop_calling September 21 2009, 01:59:25 UTC

Seriously. Pretty fucked up, huh? I'm looking into legal action, but knowing the favouritism that goes on here, I doubt anything will come of it. I'm seriously tempted to leak his address to some of our blacklisted clients. Maybe then he'll learn the severity of this situation.

I wish I could answer that, kid. If I had my way, they'd all be fired and we'd be implemeting mandatory psych tests on all new employees. They're a danger to their coworkers.

maximum_awesome September 21 2009, 02:01:32 UTC

we should let that creepy psychotic dude loose on him

stop_calling September 21 2009, 02:03:59 UTC

Now there's a thought...

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feelgood_oncall September 21 2009, 03:08:26 UTC

WHAT?

stop_calling September 21 2009, 03:12:41 UTC

Yep.

I want Tsunade to fire him and press charges. Think we stand a chance?

feelgood_oncall September 21 2009, 03:31:57 UTC

It depends on how drunk Tsunade is when you pitch it too her. Sober and I'd say it's about 50/50. A little drunk, not a chance. Just-this-side-of-buzzed, I'd say about 30%. Normal drunk, 50/50 again. Extra drunk, either 30% or 70%, depending on if the Yankees are winning, and Michael-Jackson-is-dead-drunk, she will be unconscious and there is no point. Likewise for if she is not drunk, but hungover.

SHE WILL TRY AND FIND A WAY TO MAKE THIS MY FAULT. YOU MUST MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I WAS IN NO WAY INVOLVED, OKAY? OR I WILL HAVE TO LEGIT START STRIPPING OR SOMETHING.

stop_calling September 21 2009, 03:46:30 UTC

ARG. Fuck everything.

I've got it handled. Don't worry.

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