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HARUHI/YOSUKE ineuphony October 23 2011, 00:23:26 UTC
Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse October 24 2011, 04:46:43 UTC
[She had been skeptical, naturally so, especially after the last thing that she had apparently gotten for free. There had been a dating trial, and after all was said and done, she had gotten 100 credits out of it, and had gotten to go on a shopping spree with no expense to herself. Sure, she had to go on dates, but in hindsight, it hadn't been that bad. So when she saw the bracelet and directions in her mail-slot, she had lifted a brow, and considered just tossing it into the garbage. But... well, what did she really have to lose? And what if she really did get something good out of this? Like, free food? Or coupons ( ... )

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop October 24 2011, 09:06:41 UTC
[Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Yosuke rounded the corner almost blindly, with a growling space doberman or something at his heels. He panted, but there wasn't any time to catch his breat-hey. Why weren't the dogs chasing him any more? They were just...sitting there. At least, until he took a step to the side. Then they growled, and stood on point until, wide-eyed, he retraced the step. What the...?]

[Yosuke glanced around warily, keeping one eye very firmly fixed on the dogs. What was he leaning against? Was it a door? He swallowed hard and rapped quietly, hiding his fist behind his back as if maybe the dogs wouldn't notice if they couldn't see him knocking. Oh please open up, oh please open up, oh please open up...]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse October 24 2011, 21:03:17 UTC
[At the knock at the door, Haruhi stood, blinking somewhat owlishly. Oh! Maybe she had been supposed to wait outside, for someone to meet her, and then they'd come inside together. Well, she felt silly now, going in by herself. She headed back to the door to open it --]

Eh?

[Yo...suke? A very... panicked Yosuke?]

[And a doberman sitting not to far away?]

Yosuke?

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop October 25 2011, 02:19:12 UTC
Haruhi-chan?!

[Yep, it is Yosuke. Sweating and panting and yeah...he brought some big scary dogs with him apparently? You're welcome.]

I don't know who lives there, but do you think I can come in for a bit? I-uh. I kinda have a situation out here.

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse October 25 2011, 23:44:10 UTC
Of course -- er, there's no one here but me right now, so -- come on in.

[and she moves aside, watching the big scary dogs, somewhat warily]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop October 26 2011, 02:29:59 UTC
[He makes a move to dive through the door because safety oh thank fuck, but it shocks him. Somebody's not wearing his pretty bracelet.]

OW! Damn it! What the hell was that?!

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse October 26 2011, 03:22:07 UTC
...Static shock?

[herp]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop October 26 2011, 04:38:35 UTC
[Have you ever seen that episodes of the Simpsons with Bart going after that electrified cupcake? Yosuke does that with the door, twice more, before he stares at it mournfully.]

I don't think I can come in!

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse October 26 2011, 18:34:54 UTC
[ffff o-okay maybe it's not static shock]

I don't get it -- I mean, I got in fine... though the door didn't open until I put this on.

[holds up her arm with the bracelet]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop October 30 2011, 07:42:11 UTC
[Okay. He kinda wants to throttle you for letting him almost kill himself first, but getting away from the big fucking scary ass dogs is more important. So he woefully digs the stupid bracelet out, grumbles under his breath and slips it on.]

[Sucess! He's gained entry! That door is slammed so hard! He's wearing jewelry goddamnit.]

What the hell-woah! There's a-Haruhi, do you see that?! Is it...a heart?

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 3 2011, 04:26:13 UTC
[A LOOOONG PAUSE.]

I have the feeling something stupid is going to happen. Or has happened.

[UNSURE]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop November 3 2011, 07:01:10 UTC
[Groan.]

Does it ever stop?

[Whatever, he's going to check the fridge for a soda. Because running for your life from rabid dogs kinda sucks. He comes up with something that might be cherry. Or some torturous alien flavor, but he's too lazy to pull out the guide and check.]

If this kills me, you can probably get out through the ventilation. I had to fit in there once, so you'll definitely be able to.

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 3 2011, 23:16:32 UTC
I think you'll survive.

[s-sweatdrop....]

Why did you -- ? Ah, nevermind. I'm not sure I want to know.

[She sits down at the kitchen table and stares at her bracelet.]

[Words sparkle across it!!]

I've won -- marriage?

[What]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop November 4 2011, 16:09:32 UTC
[Yosuke chokes on the soda, and splutters.]

What?!

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 6 2011, 04:58:41 UTC
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Um. We've won marriage.

[so unsure right now]

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