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HARUHI/YOSUKE ineuphony October 23 2011, 00:23:26 UTC
Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop November 6 2011, 05:49:02 UTC
I...no, seriously, what?

[He stares at his own wrist in horror, then glances back up to the heart. The bottle drops right out of his hand and spills on the floor, but he doesn't even spare it a glance.]

But wha-how? Is that even legal? I'm still in high school!

[Then, with a guilty glance, he decides he probably shouldn't lie to the little wife?]

Or I was until I stopped going, anyway.

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE 1/2 traponreverse November 6 2011, 06:04:10 UTC
... Go back to school, Yosuke.

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 6 2011, 06:07:02 UTC
[BACK TO THE POINT]

This can't be legal. This can't be legally binding.

[NOPE. NOPE.]

This is probably just some.... trial type thing. Unless we've signed something, I don't think it can be real.

[tugs at the bracelet, but it won't come off]

Ehhh....

.... I guess we're married, for now.

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop November 6 2011, 06:15:23 UTC
...But I don't...I-

[He puts his face in his hands and mumbles something, miserably.]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 6 2011, 06:22:49 UTC
... I'm sorry.

[Like this is even her fault]

[She didn't quite catch that last part though...]

Ah, what?

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop November 6 2011, 06:40:07 UTC
[Dying. His face is like. Purple. He's just that red.]

You can't tell anyone, okay!

[Yeah, he really thinks there might be people who don't know already.]

...I've never. Um. Done that. Before.

[Ulp.]

I-I hope you're not disappointed.

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 6 2011, 06:48:27 UTC
[She can get the not wanting to tell anyone about this thing (since it's stupid and kind of embarrassing), but it's not like she's been 'married' before either -- pretend or not. At least, that's what she thinks he's referring to -- never having been 'married' before.]

Eh? I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Rubs the back of her neck a bit. It can't be for too long, right?]

Don't worry.

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop November 6 2011, 17:41:23 UTC
...Okay.

[Still mumbled from in his hands. But he drops them and clears his throat. Okay, he's a man now. He has to be an adult about this. It's up to him now.]

Um, well. Um. This is...

[Damn it!]

What should we do?

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 6 2011, 18:33:37 UTC
I don't know.

... I could make lunch or something.

[she's hungry]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop November 6 2011, 23:31:44 UTC
[Blink. That...sounds pretty wifey, yeah. Should he read the newspaper and scowl, maybe? No. That's definitely stupid. He just nods.]

Okay, sure. I guess we'll think better once we've eaten anyway, right?

[He goes to move and steps in a sticky puddle of soda. Oh, right.]

I should probably clean this up.

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 7 2011, 02:42:41 UTC
[She gets up and grabs some papertowels from underneath the cabinet, and holds them out to him]

Here you go. We'll clean it with soap once it's up, so the floor isn't sticky.

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop November 7 2011, 03:34:08 UTC
Oh hey, thanks. I guess we don't want to get any space ants, right?

[He drops some paper towels in the puddle and watches the liquid sop up into them. Cool...]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 7 2011, 03:36:28 UTC
Space ants would be pretty gross.

[begins opening the fridge and checking it out -- welp, looks like it's well stocked, at the very least.]

Do you like porkchops?

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE yosukecantstop November 7 2011, 04:54:01 UTC
They probably have three heads!

[For lunch? Well...if she's going to make it, the least he can do is eat it without complaints.]

Uh. Sure, why not?

[He soaks up some more of the spill with the paper towels and glances around for the trash can.]

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Re: HARUHI/YOSUKE traponreverse November 7 2011, 05:00:47 UTC
[Porkchops can be eaten at any time, silly boy]

[She gives a nod and pulls the packaging out of the fridge and begins...prepping the meat or something idk. With seasoning.]

Ants are troublesome enough with one head.

[Glances at him while she works, and notices him looking around]

-- oh, the garbage? Where....

[also looks around]

Maybe it's one of those fancy ones that are inside the cabinets.

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