Who: Mello and Matt
What: Matt is drunk
When: After
Mello made a post to the network and
Matt contacted himWhere: All over Thor, trying to get home
Warnings: Cursing, drunkenness.
Mello had just made a network post telling how idiots others were for getting "accidentally" drunk, when he suddenly received a message from Matt that basically said
“hvea u tstd ths AAEWSOME WATR?
soooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
yaaaaaaaaa!!1!
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))”
The idiot was drunk. It was as if he had just waited for Mello to make that post to get pissed. And apparently, he was wearing no pants.
No, really, this wasn’t funny. If L even saw this idiot. And speaking of this idiot, where exactly was the “water fountain” (if that’s what he meant) anyway? Thank God for the guide’s locator to know where each one was at, else he’d never get there.