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[stonyfaced]

All right, all right, let me make a few things clear.

We have received reports of stalking. Several of them. In fact, I can't walk a few steps without some person wailing at me about how they're somehow so desirable that they're being harassed everywhere they go. But it seems that everyone's being stalked by the same few voices, and we can

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[feathered_earth]

Out of your ears? I think you should get someone at Wellspring to look at that.

[stonyfaced]

Har har.

[spandexisyouth]

Yelling does nothing. Doing accomplishes!

ICON FAIL

[stonyfaced]

All right, then just do those things while you're off duty.

[spandexisyouth]

I shall! Lap running does not fit well with patrolling, because one must be watchful. I shall perfect my exercise routine when I am not scheduled to work.

[stonyfaced]

Wait, you want to fend them off by running laps?

oh its ON Stoneface

[npc_kun]

Look, it's Slab Bulkhead with the news report!

Fridge Largemeat!

FUCK YEAH

[stonyfaced]

What, you idiots are on the journals too?

i wonder how many he'll go through before he gives up

[npc_kun]

Punt Speedchunk.

Split Chesthair!

Blast Hardcheese.

He's not really offended, just confused XD

[stonyfaced]

...what?