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[stonyfaced]

All right, all right, let me make a few things clear.

We have received reports of stalking. Several of them. In fact, I can't walk a few steps without some person wailing at me about how they're somehow so desirable that they're being harassed everywhere they go. But it seems that everyone's being stalked by the same few voices, and we can

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oh its ON Stoneface

[npc_kun]

Look, it's Slab Bulkhead with the news report!

Fridge Largemeat!

FUCK YEAH

[stonyfaced]

What, you idiots are on the journals too?

i wonder how many he'll go through before he gives up

[npc_kun]

Punt Speedchunk.

Split Chesthair!

Blast Hardcheese.

He's not really offended, just confused XD

[stonyfaced]

...what?

this outta fix it

[npc_kun]

Captain Buff Drinklots!

Here to save the day is Crunch Buttsteak!

There we go :D

[stonyfaced]

Oh, bugger off.

[npc_kun]

Mere insults do not deter Gristle McThornBody!

He is rubber, we are glue to Slake Fistcrunch!

Buff Hardback!

Smoke Manmuscle!

Bob Johnson! …Oh wait.