Reading that date story made my mind boggle. Literally. Like the game - *pop* boggleboggleboggle Whaaa? My letters are all jumbled now. To borrow from Supernatural, I'd have to call that guy an Assbutt. Pretty much the only thing that's coming to mind. boggleboggleboggle.
Oh my god! For some reason, in this story I thought that the guy just showed up with the other woman, not that there was this weird decepto-con musical chairs nonsense with a spare guy that could feasibly have been attached to the other woman. I'm so glad you sent them all packing, and really, he should have gotten you flowers and candy and grovelled even with the full expectation you would never see him again, because dude. Dude. That's effed up.
I didn't know that, about the divorce rate! That's wild. I'm curious now what re-marriage is like in LDS, or if people basically back away from the church once they're divorced because of the shame? Shame. D: <---Jerry Blank voice.
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! <--also Jerry Blank voice, lolstoney321May 19 2010, 15:45:13 UTC
OH YEAH. The whole, lemme see if I can't slip her my loser friend and get her to feed and entertain us on my cheap-ass idea of a date with my secret girlfriend. WHAAAAAAAT.
Oh, he smirked the next day in Sunday school and I made a point of mentioning at the end of class before everyone left that "You don't bring a date to a date, and that is why this state is seen as backwards." And he stopped smirking because everyone in class knew we were supposed to have gone out the night before.
I don't know - I know that it's not a stigma to get divorced like it used to be. (Then again, TEMPLE divorce is a whole 'nother bag of worms.)
You bet your MIL is trying to set you up. Wear the tiara and get a dress with a train. That'll show her!
That date! Hahahahaha! Mike Blunck totally married that girl and they have nine surly children that all have acne but he still dreams of you, Stoney. You dance through his dreams like crazy!
I bet hearing you tell that story in person is even funnier, but WOW. He...brought a date to the date. You have to wonder what kind of logic was in play there.
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To borrow from Supernatural, I'd have to call that guy an Assbutt. Pretty much the only thing that's coming to mind.
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I'm telling you, that state is POISON.
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I didn't know that, about the divorce rate! That's wild. I'm curious now what re-marriage is like in LDS, or if people basically back away from the church once they're divorced because of the shame? Shame. D: <---Jerry Blank voice.
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Oh, he smirked the next day in Sunday school and I made a point of mentioning at the end of class before everyone left that "You don't bring a date to a date, and that is why this state is seen as backwards." And he stopped smirking because everyone in class knew we were supposed to have gone out the night before.
I don't know - I know that it's not a stigma to get divorced like it used to be. (Then again, TEMPLE divorce is a whole 'nother bag of worms.)
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Oh gosh, Temple divorce? D: I'm imagining wearing of sackcloth and wailing and ritualistic shaving of the head and stuff like that. D:
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That date! Hahahahaha! Mike Blunck totally married that girl and they have nine surly children that all have acne but he still dreams of you, Stoney. You dance through his dreams like crazy!
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Ahahahahaha, tough stuff for him, then! Lol.
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I really REALLY have no idea. I mean, how could I not think he was into me, right? JEEEERRRRRRRRK.
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