2. Honestly, this could probably be pretty quickly turned into a sitcom plot. I'm seeing a "Three's Company" spec script. Or maybe "Seinfeld" - this seems like something George Costanza would do. Or something that would happen to Elaine.
oh, PLEASE, I'd so like to hear you tell this story. I think you should blow up that club for treating you so badly. This is MOTH-worthy story if I ever heard one!
(I thought you were going to say he was practicing for later on, when he was going to be polygamous...)
Let me repeat that your MIL is an idiot, and you will show up looking WAY better than her.
Maybe I should do a podcast of that story? It's HILARIOUS. Because it's in my past. I can tell you that I spent the night SOBBING, so devastated. Ugh, that state.
(No, I think he was just a cocky asshole. Well, same diff, lol.)
The MiL isn't going because of her cancer treatments, she just likes to sabotage from afar. *head thunk*
He brought a date to the date. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT ACCEPTABLE? Why in the world did he think that was okay?
I wish I had heard you tell that story in person.
As a note, I Googled the name Michael Blunck in Google images...and found a completely bald, prim-mouthed actor of about the right age advertising on a website specializing in Korean movies and drama.
I do not know if this is YOUR Mike Blunck, or if the asshat was named either Mike OR Blunck, but--unless you tell me it is not--I'm going to imagine that it is.
Well, I certainly can't top that date. (Though I'm thinking if someone brought their actual wife along on their date we'd have a winner without going as far as death.)
I can't even figure out where to begin to try to figure out his thought process. "Hey, a girl offered to fix me dinner and then we can watch a movie at her place. Should I bring flowers? A non-alcoholic, non-caffeinated beverage? I know! I'll bring my girlfriend!"
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2. Honestly, this could probably be pretty quickly turned into a sitcom plot. I'm seeing a "Three's Company" spec script. Or maybe "Seinfeld" - this seems like something George Costanza would do. Or something that would happen to Elaine.
I think I've watched too much TV in my life.
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This is not always sensitive or cool.
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I'm heading out the door, ready to dress and undress, dress and undress, sigh, buy a smoothie, dress and undress... (I'm not much of a shopper, lol.)
<3 <3 <3
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(I thought you were going to say he was practicing for later on, when he was going to be polygamous...)
Let me repeat that your MIL is an idiot, and you will show up looking WAY better than her.
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(No, I think he was just a cocky asshole. Well, same diff, lol.)
The MiL isn't going because of her cancer treatments, she just likes to sabotage from afar. *head thunk*
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You should do this.
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I had near to the same experience. A guy I liked asked me to a show. I show up, and THERE'S ALREADY A GIRL THERE WITH HIM. Hmph.
But he got better and I married him so I won. :)
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I wish I had heard you tell that story in person.
As a note, I Googled the name Michael Blunck in Google images...and found a completely bald, prim-mouthed actor of about the right age advertising on a website specializing in Korean movies and drama.
I do not know if this is YOUR Mike Blunck, or if the asshat was named either Mike OR Blunck, but--unless you tell me it is not--I'm going to imagine that it is.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS HIIIIIIIIIIM
HOLY SHEEP SHIT. Oh my GOD.
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(Also, that is the best "Oh my GOD" icon I've ever seen. Worst delivery in a movie, but definitely the best icon.)
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I can't even figure out where to begin to try to figure out his thought process. "Hey, a girl offered to fix me dinner and then we can watch a movie at her place. Should I bring flowers? A non-alcoholic, non-caffeinated beverage? I know! I'll bring my girlfriend!"
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I just have NO CLUE as to how he came up with his plan. I mean... sheesh.
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